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The Superiority Poll


Men are superior to women
  5% (2)
Women are superior to men
  16% (6)
Simon is superior to Garfunkle, and his hell-bound clone
  10% (4)
American football is superior to soccer
  5% (2)
Whichever gender your D type says is superior, is, at least out loud
  8% (3)
The posterior is superior to the anterior which is inferior, I fear
  10% (4)
Women are superior to men, until the man cums
  10% (4)
Twue threads are superior to fat threads
  10% (4)
Oh no, not another of your polls!
  21% (8)


Total Votes : 37
(last vote on : 2/14/2012 7:01:51 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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Level -> The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 5:47:15 PM)

Prompted by the twin threads of evil here in P&ORS, a new poll.

Multiple selections allowed, you spoiled devils.






EbonyWood -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 5:55:02 PM)

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:04:46 PM)

[sm=tongue.gif]




aphotic -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:08:52 PM)

The women will never dare mention driving in their thread...




Level -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:11:30 PM)

My impartiality and fairness prevents me from pointing out that if they do mention it, they'll twist things around [:D]




ncbabe -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:12:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: aphotic

The women will never dare mention driving in their thread...


You've obviously never experienced my driving.  And before you even think about mentioning parking, I can park faster and more accurately than most men I know.

Edited to add:
Okay, so I admit that when I see someone driving appallingly, I think to myself 'I bet it's a woman' and sadly, it usually is :(




Level -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:13:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]


[:D]




aphotic -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:17:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ncbabe

quote:

ORIGINAL: aphotic

The women will never dare mention driving in their thread...


You've obviously never experienced my driving.  And before you even think about mentioning parking, I can park faster and more accurately than most men I know.


Yes, faster and more accurate, but those of us with the "y" chromosome feel compelled to dock you points for... VICTIMS MAIMED IN THE PROCESS. We never disputed that you can..




Wolf2Bear -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:18:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]


Don't hold your breath...one could happen anytime  *weg*




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:18:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level


quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]


[:D]


Et tu, Level? I'll have you know that I would make a FINE poll *sniff*




DarkSteven -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:19:00 PM)

Men are superior to women, but that's only because I skew the results.  If I hadn't been born, the results would have been even.




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:22:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]


Don't hold your breath...one could happen anytime  *weg*



The way this is going it would be a "pick on Zeph" poll *sniff*




kittinSol -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:25:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ncbabe
Okay, so I admit that when I see someone driving appallingly, I think to myself 'I bet it's a woman' and sadly, it usually is :(


Except that there's a reason why women get better driver's insurance rates [;)] . They're actually safer drivers [:)] . http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16698153/: "Male drivers have a 77 percent higher risk of dying in a car accident than women, based on miles driven." . http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,942107,00.html "


"Though women drivers are often the objects of jokes or curses, the joke is really on the men. Two British companies are offering lower insurance rates to women. The Royal Automobile Club last month reduced its premiums by 10%; the Zurich Insurance Co. had already cut its rates by 20%. U.S. casualty companies, whose executives admit that women are better risks than men, are not nearly so generous. Many of them offer 10% discounts to women, but only to those aged 30 to 64 who are the sole operators of their cars.
A study by the Zurich company showed that women are less costly to insure than men. While the women have more accidents per mile, their smashups are less serious and 20% less costly to settle. Women tend to clobber fence posts and rear bumpers; men often hit other cars head-on and at higher speeds. A separate survey by the World Health Organization made similar findings. Says Robert Pansard, a French safety official who participated in the WHO study: "Although women are perhaps more emotional, they do not possess the drive for power which often becomes aggressiveness in male drivers." They also do not drive as much at night or on dangerous rural roads as men ."




Level -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:26:52 PM)

Zephy, I do not doubt that for a second! The jackass guy is the one we need to keep away from the polls.

On driving:

Men take an hour to get to from point A to point B, because they won't ask for directions.

Women get there in 15 minutes, after getting directions, and going the wrong way down a one-way street, and running through a fence.

I should have added an option for Superior people are superior to inferior people.




WyldHrt -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:27:22 PM)

quote:

My impartiality and fairness prevents me from pointing out that if they do mention it, they'll twist things around [:D]

Wouldn't want to disappoint:
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=788126
quote:

In a study released by Quality Planning, an analytics company that validates policyholder information for auto insurers, women came out on top.The study analyzed different kinds of vehicle code violations (traffic violations) and then compared how many times men were cited versus women. The conclusion was that men break more traffic laws and drive more dangerously than women. Because they violate laws designed to make the roads safer, men cause more accidents and expensive damage.
Now, back to picking on Zephyr [:D]




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:28:13 PM)

*applauds kittin* Yet another reason to love you....thanks kittin




sunshinemiss -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:30:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]


Don't hold your breath...one could happen anytime  *weg*



The way this is going it would be a "pick on Zeph" poll *sniff*




Zeph poll   [sm=pole.gif]







aphotic -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:30:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

My impartiality and fairness prevents me from pointing out that if they do mention it, they'll twist things around [:D]

Wouldn't want to disappoint:
http://editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=788126
quote:

In a study released by Quality Planning, an analytics company that validates policyholder information for auto insurers, women came out on top.The study analyzed different kinds of vehicle code violations (traffic violations) and then compared how many times men were cited versus women. The conclusion was that men break more traffic laws and drive more dangerously than women. Because they violate laws designed to make the roads safer, men cause more accidents and expensive damage.
Now, back to picking on Zephyr [:D]



Yeah, we speed, but let's get a show of hands for the number of men who have ever had a wreck with a compact in one hand, and lipstick in the other!




ncbabe -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:30:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: aphotic

quote:

ORIGINAL: ncbabe

quote:

ORIGINAL: aphotic

The women will never dare mention driving in their thread...


You've obviously never experienced my driving.  And before you even think about mentioning parking, I can park faster and more accurately than most men I know.


Yes, faster and more accurate, but those of us with the "y" chromosome feel compelled to dock you points for... VICTIMS MAIMED IN THE PROCESS. We never disputed that you can..


I forgot, I'm talking to a man...

Yes of course you are a better driver than I am, silly old me for ever suggesting that I might be a good driver when I am just a woman and although my parking may be fast and accurate it will never be as fast and as accurate as yours because I am not genetically programmed to drive and park cars.

There... do you feel better now?




zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Superiority Poll (11/21/2009 6:31:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

At least this isn't a Zephyr of the North Poll..  [;)]


Don't hold your breath...one could happen anytime  *weg*



The way this is going it would be a "pick on Zeph" poll *sniff*




Zeph poll   [sm=pole.gif]






*snort* Thanks Sunny!




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