Happy Birthday Albert!

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Mercnbeth -> Happy Birthday Albert! (3/13/2006 11:25:53 AM)
Tomorrow is the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Moloch -> RE: Happy Birthday Albert! (3/13/2006 11:44:02 AM)
Smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth was Albert Einsteins.....

truesub4u -> RE: Happy Birthday Albert! (3/13/2006 11:51:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth Tomorrow is the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Hehehehe.... thanks for the history lesson. With the added touch of.............

FangsNfeet -> RE: Happy Birthday Albert! (3/13/2006 12:03:46 PM)
FDR married his cousin as well. He must have taken Einstein's advice.

Saratov -> RE: Happy Birthday Albert! (3/13/2006 6:19:45 PM)
Well, it is said "....incest is best"

RubberWitch -> RE: Happy Birthday Albert! (3/14/2006 1:15:09 AM)
sexual nepatism incest is fine, as long as you keep it in the family.. erm... I think thats all of them J

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