NakedOnMyChain
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Joined: 11/29/2004 From: Indiana Status: offline
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Half a cow, preferably still bleeding. Seriously though, a thick, juicy steak (the way my Mom cooks them... with tequila) medium rare, a huge baked potato with the works (cheese, sour cream, bacon, green onions, lots of pepper), a Maine lobster tail with lemon butter sauce, a spinach and mandarin orange salad with raspberry vinegarette, a huge slice of my friend's famous raspberry filled dark chocolate cake with chocolate ganache icing, and pineapple sherbert to polish it off. To drink with it I'd have a Blue Moon with extra orange and a Grey Goose martini extra-dirty to kick things off. I'd have a few bottles of Cabernet and maybe a Merlot with dinner. To finish it up I'd have several Crown Royals on the rocks with a splash of cola to give them that pretty clear caramel color. Hopefully I'll be sloshed by the end of it all. And hey, automatic no-hangover rules apply.
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"Oh, it's torture, but I'm almost there." ~The Cure "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave." ~The Labyrinth
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