BitaTruble
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I remember Moms saying, “Quit playing with your food!” Well, I'm here to tell you that while I love, adore and cherish Moms, she don't know everything. It's time to cut those apron strings! (Save the string though, you may need it later!) Everyone knows of using chocolate syrup and whipped cream, spreading strawberry jam all over the body of a loved one and pouring maple syrup over delicious and delectable flesh to enhance a sexual encounter. But you're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Food play has been taken to new heights utilizing spices such as ginger and vegetables such as potatoes to make our sensational encounters even more sensational. The creative human mind is unencumbered by such things as cookbooks and culinary etiquette when it comes to what we really like to cook with ‘out’ of the kitchen. So grab a snack and read on for some truly enjoyable tasty sensation ideas.
Who’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
Did I say grape? Yes! Green, seedless and not peeled. Fishing line works very well for this little trick and if you can't afford that beautiful $80.00 set of anal beads this is perfect for getting your daily dose of vitamin A (that’s A as in anal, of course!) Take 7 or 8 fairly large, not quite ripe green grapes. Using a needle, thread the fishing line (about 18”) and then insert the needle right through the middle of the grape going lengthwise. Tie off a knot on each side of the grape and continue until you have all the grapes strung. Space your grapes about 2” apart. Next, tie off a large loop to use as a handle to make extraction easier. Be sure to use grapes which are not peeled as peeled grapes can be crushed during the extraction process. Toss the grapes into the freezer till they get nice and hard. Generously lube the opening of the anus and insert the grapes one at a time until they are all in. After the grapes are inserted, your natural body heat will warm them slightly and you will have a pleasantly smelly ass. Perks all around! For extraction, pull on the handle you made … slowly … pulling the grapes out one at a time. If you happen to lose one, don’t worry unduly. The human body has a natural flushing mechanism and, trust me on this one, I speak from experience, the grapes will, eventually, find their way out. I don’t recommend green apples for this little trick unless you have a very resilient submissive or they have a very big asshole. A word of caution here. Unless you are really into scat, toss the grapes in the trash after play … you can always buy more to eat. (Here’s a side note: Mix melted chocolate and oatmeal and take it to a play party and mold it once it's cool enough to handle and retain the shape. It’s very realistic. Have your sub eat it to gross out the guy who's hogging the St. Andy’s X. I have it on very good authority that it’s not that bad and that X will be yours in no time!)
UnTemper, UnTemper
Those are the key words in this little bit of food fetish fun. The non-kinky among us may think pouring chocolate sauce all over their partner is the ultimate in food play fantasy, but we know different down in the dungeon. Take a simple bag of chocolate morsels and melt in a microwave safe container. The chocolate hardens when cold so you will need plenty of ice on hand to make this particular fantasy into a reality.. shaved or crushed ice is better than ice cubes here, so you can spread it over the chocolate easier. Once your chocolate is cool enough, (do check the temperature of the chocolate so your session isn't interrupted by a trip to the hospital to treat the third degree burns you just inflicted!) spread it thinly ::a pastry brush works well for this:: and evenly on a smooth surface. Breasts work really well for this or nice shaved genitals for the male of the species or, if you have enough chocolate, you can go for the big ass mold. After spreading the chocolate it needs to cool fast or the natural heat from the body will not allow it to harden. That's where the ice comes in. Simply surround your chosen area with a foil tent and cover the chocolate with ice. It won't take long for the chocolate to harden. Remove the ice, then carefully remove the chocolate mold. The one is easy to mess up, so practice, practice, practice to perfect your culinary Masterpiece. And if you can get your Master to wear a mold, let me know how you did it … I’d love a chocolate Master piece!
Lazy Dom’s Recipe for Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Melt ½ cup of Hershey's Semisweet Chocolate Morsels in the microwave. Stir until smooth and spread, thinly over the upper third of your sub’s breast or about halfway around your sub’s cock until you have a nice shaped mold. Add ice to harden the chocolate quickly. Remove mold and fill with your favorite brand of peanut butter. Depending on the size of the breast or cock, you may need a very large jar of peanut butter. (My personal favorite is the extra chunky, but then, I really like nuts.)
The 49ers never did this with Rice
Having a bad hair day? Boss getting on your case? Just want to fuck with your slave because you feel like it? Have them kneel on dry rice and they will quickly learn to jump at your every bark. Kneeling on rice with their arms straight out to the sides, palms up, balancing a glass of water while being flogged is loads of fun … for the Dom. Slave spilled the water? Laying down on a bed of nuts isn't very comfortable either. Hm, well, I take that back … it certainly depends on the ‘kind’ of nuts one is laying on. Yes, yes, it certainly does. A little tip for my submissive brothers. Don't stick peanuts down your urethra. You can cause a blockage and pain that you can't code out of and unlike playing with grapes in the anal cavity, your cock will not necessarily expel the peanut should it get trapped. Your urologist will be able to do it however, so if you have good insurance and you are into humiliation, go for it but don't say I didn't warn you. (Every wonder how someone finds out stuff such as this? Hm?)
Brrrring on the Ice
Anyone can use an ice cube tray to make ice, but the cubes are square and most human orifices are not. (Electric ice makers are NOT our friends!) For less than two bucks you can pick up the plastic four tray ice pop makers they sell for the kiddies. (Ours is orange.) You'll get an elongated ice cube with a convenient handle for the Dom. (Thanks for the present SgtMaj!) For an extra special treat, pull a condom over the ice pop then dip the whole thing in Hot Pepper Oil -.. um.. OW. Insert and enjoy the squirming. (Side Note: Freeze a banana then insert into the anal cavity of your choice. The body heat will thaw the banana which will break down and eventually pass. What fun!) (Side note part two: Use a straw to freeze Ice catheters. Make sure you smooth the ends down before urethra insertion. You can do this by twirling it in hot water .. and always, always dip any ice into some water before insertion.. if you don't know why, rent A Christmas Story and fast forward to the tongue on pole scene.)
Where’s the Beef?
In the freezer, in the crock pot, even in the oven happily cooking, but raw meat or poultry shouldn’t be in your submissive. (You have heard of salmonella right?) Meat has bacteria which, once thawed, starts to multiply. Every hour there is a significant increase in the bacterial colony and even if inserted rather than ingested can cause serious even deadly consequences. So throw those pork chops in the frying pan. After dinner, your slave can wash the pan and you can spank him with it. Cooked meat however, is another story. Once meat is fully cooked (or smoked) bacteria multiply at a much slower rate making it safer to utilize in your sick and twisted fantasies. Personally, I’d rather use a cucumber. (If you don't have a cucumber in your fridge, go ask your mother … she's got lots of them. They take wrinkles out of the eyes .. no, really!)
Where are you putting that melon!
Peel a cantaloupe and warm it in the microwave for a few minutes. Cut out a hole slightly smaller than the cock of your dear submissive. Watch him smile as you slowly ease the cantaloupe (or other melon of your choice) onto his hard cock.
Fun with Funnels
Be careful here. Make sure you have a funnel that doesn’t have sharp edges which can tear delicate tissue. If you buy a metal funnel, machine it down smooth or if it’s plastic extra fine grade sandpaper should work to smooth out the edges or use the buff side of the emery board. Avoid glass funnels because some of what you will stick down that funnel is guaranteed to make your slave squirm and glass in the ass is no fun for Dom or sub. Once you have contrived the perfect funnel, only your imagine will stop you from filling up all the wonderful holes in your submissive with a wide variety of interesting textures (mashed potatoes? Creamed corn anyone?) Avoid yeast based products. Ask any woman why and she’ll tell you all about yeast infections. Not fun. Also, never force carbonated beverages into your sub’s pussy. You can cause an embolism that can KILL her. Was that clear enough? Pretty much anything you can insert via an enema is going to be just as much fun with a funnel.
Dunkin Do Nuts
This one is a time honored classic. Your male sub will need to start with a raging erection. The more raging the better. Simply slip as many donuts over the cock as will fit. Admonish your submissive that he’d better not let any drop or will suffer dire consequences. Substitute bagels if you're on a diet. ;)
War of the Fruits
So easy the most novice of Dommes can do this one. Simply slip a nectarine between the butt checks of your submissive and tell them not to drop it. A little olive oil spread over the nectarine beforehand will make this very difficult. I don't recommend using peaches in this scenario because the fuzz gives them some traction thus making it easier to hold. Can't let the subs off to light, right?
Well, I think you have some ideas of how much fun food play can be. Use your imagination along with a heavy dose of common sense and you, too, can have many years of twisted culinary delights. Who knows, you may end up on The Iron Chef one day! If you are unsure if a food is safe to insert, (I.E., food allergy, not sure if there's yeast or dairy in it, etc.) then don't! Do some research first and you may find that it is perfectly OK. There are, literally, thousands of foods from which to choose and you should be able to find a suitable substitution for those items which may cause harm to your victim.. er.. volunteer.
Any chefs out there who want to share their favorite food play recipes? Himself has been telling me I should write a cookbook, although I don't think this is exactly what he had in mind. ::chuckles::
Celeste
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