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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 11:32:55 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Ron we could get you some fancy feathers to stick in your hair!

oh wait.....

Okay...........edit..........in your ass!

And you could dance around, stomping your feet, and so on and so forth.......like this guy.

http://www.spike.com/video/planet-earth-bird-of/2817844?cid=YSSP


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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 11:33:02 AM   
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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 11:35:35 AM   
Hierodule


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ron we could get you some fancy feathers to stick in your hair!

oh wait.....

Okay...........edit..........in your ass!

And you could dance around, stomping your feet, and so on and so forth.......like this guy.

http://www.spike.com/video/planet-earth-bird-of/2817844?cid=YSSP





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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 11:36:55 AM   
mnottertail


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here is as far as I have gotten:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

but you should see the chicks come runnin!!!!!!

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 11:54:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hierodule

I am actually pretty self-conscious about the way mine looks. But thats becasue i think its too big. I also have pretty, umm how do I put this, well endowed (?)  inner labia. When I see porn stars with neat little pussies that close up like a clam with nothing on the outside, it hurts my ego a little. But I learned to live with it.



Ahh yes, shall we stroll down memory lane for "floppy meat flaps"?  Click here.  Post number 9 has a link to drawings of the varieties... and post number 81 introduces the phrase "floppy meat flaps".

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 12:16:45 PM   
AnimusRex


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1
I know, right? Unless you are posing for photos of your clit, and even then, there is a market for all sizes, shapes of everything, including clits!!


Amen-
I wonder if there has ever been a man who turned down a woman because her clit or labia was too large or small. Given that most men can have a pretty satisfactory sexual experience with their calloused fist, worrying about the size of labia seems absurd.

However- if anyone is truly worried, I will provide an expert diagnosis and opinion. I accept most major insurance plans.

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 12:23:43 PM   
Hierodule


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Status: offline 		Dang all those lucky number 6 girls. One thing I noticed about the thread was that only the girls with "normal" or "pretty" pussy types spoke up about what number on the chart they were. Mine doesn't really fit any of those. Its closest to a combination of two. I'm not pointing out which though.

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hierodule

I am actually pretty self-conscious about the way mine looks. But thats becasue i think its too big. I also have pretty, umm how do I put this, well endowed (?)  inner labia. When I see porn stars with neat little pussies that close up like a clam with nothing on the outside, it hurts my ego a little. But I learned to live with it.



Ahh yes, shall we stroll down memory lane for "floppy meat flaps"?  Click here.  Post number 9 has a link to drawings of the varieties... and post number 81 introduces the phrase "floppy meat flaps".

Cali


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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 12:26:36 PM   
sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1
I know, right? Unless you are posing for photos of your clit, and even then, there is a market for all sizes, shapes of everything, including clits!!


Amen-
I wonder if there has ever been a man who turned down a woman because her clit or labia was too large or small. Given that most men can have a pretty satisfactory sexual experience with their calloused fist, worrying about the size of labia seems absurd.

However- if anyone is truly worried, I will provide an expert diagnosis and opinion. I accept most major insurance plans.


Hmmmm...what would your out of pocket co-pay be?

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 1:01:42 PM   
Hierodule


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Status: offline 		According to that other thread that Cali linked too, yes, there is such a man. He hates long labia so much he asks potential partners if they have them and if they say yes he drops them.


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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex
I wonder if there has ever been a man who turned down a woman because her clit or labia was too large or small.

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 1:18:02 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Oh, paint your ass and haul your little clit and gargantuan pissflaps home to momma!!!!!!

LOL.

Why is it when women say to a man 'Oh, you're so big....' they get all puffed up and shit, and when men say to women, 'Oh, you're so big...' they get all kinda bent outta shape about it?

Who can figgur them wimmins out?

Ron

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 1:28:32 PM   
Hierodule


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Status: offline 		 Well we are the opposite of you guys most women want to hear "oooh you are so cute and tiny and perfect"

Which I am in every single way...

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Oh, paint your ass and haul your little clit and gargantuan pissflaps home to momma!!!!!!

LOL.

Why is it when women say to a man 'Oh, you're so big....' they get all puffed up and shit, and when men say to women, 'Oh, you're so big...' they get all kinda bent outta shape about it?

Who can figgur them wimmins out?

Ron

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 7:07:20 PM   
GYPSYMAMBO


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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex



I wonder if there has ever been a man who turned down a woman because her clit or labia was too large or small.


a man asked me if I had a PUFFY peach  and  said

"Hate them 'ginas close up ta the body"

but I kind of doubt he would turn done a "flattey" either.

GM

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 7:59:47 PM   
AnimusRex


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According to that other thread that Cali linked too, yes, there is such a man. He hates long labia so much he asks potential partners if they have them and if they say yes he drops them.


What a freak.

Um, by the way, did he happen to list the nicks of his reject pool?

Just askin'

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 8:08:21 PM   
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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 8:53:22 PM   
EbonyWood


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As a woman with a "hidden clit" I can tell you that you are going about it all wrong.  When you get mine out, it is the same size as you described.  However, with all those nerves, its best if it many stays covered as the sensation is too close to intense pain when touched.  One inch above my hood, on my pelvic bone, is the sweet spot,  you can feel the clit deep inside me and wiggling it against the bone via fingers or tongue produces the most intense orgasms imaginable.

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 8:56:55 PM   
rockspider


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Status: offline 		The clit must be my all time favourite toy. But it is also the organ known to have most nerveends per square cm. Beating the second runner up, the male gland, with a factor of 4. I doubt many guys haven't tried to be wrongly or overly stimulated so the cock feels so trobbing and over hard that any touch feels like its been done with a cutting torch. Not fun at all as it does put a dampener on the party.
Consider then that the women really needs just a quarter of similar stuff getting there where it just hurts, if you use the math, it really makes for a cautius aproach. I never really felt the size having any effect on the use and actually apart from finding out where it sit don't pay it much visual attention. Some women will respond to a mere touch of a feather and on the other hand you some time feel that 4 lbs hammer wouldn't do the trick. First time i am with a woman i always start up very gently there and experiment my way up. Her face and body movements is the absolute best place to concentrate on while doing so. Of course there is the ones who just love to provide a running commentary on progress. Shit that is hot and i wish more women would learn that.
To all the girls posted that they are unhappy with the look of their pussy, i can honestly say, i never saw one i was alowed full access too being unatractive. Strictly the opposite. On the other hand i don't find a picture cloose up of one attractive.

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/1/2009 9:24:20 PM   
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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/2/2009 6:22:08 AM   
xssve


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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/2/2009 8:02:10 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I'm thinking that with all the cockshots and guys measuring their dicks out here, we might as well form two lines for the girls, one to measure pissflaps, and one to mic the clits.

Gash to the left, buds to the right, and then switch.

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RE: Dealing with a TINY clitoris - 12/2/2009 8:22:16 AM   
GYPSYMAMBO


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one to measure pissflaps,
MasterMechanic



or WHIZ fins...
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