GreedyTop -> Tiger Jokes (12/2/2009 11:32:20 PM)
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ESPN just reported that Phil Mickeleson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron. Poor Elin, I don't know how she putts, but it's clear she can't seem to hit the driver... Driving accuracy as always been the weakest part of Tiger's wonderful game. I went up to my golf club yesterday for a lesson, golf pro asked what I wanted. I said I want to drive like Tiger Woods, so the guy drives my car into a tree and charges me $50. That's no way to treat the caddy.
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