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mydestiny2043 -> Canadian Wife (12/3/2009 2:59:28 AM)


Three men married wives from different countries. The first
man married a woman from China. He told her that she was to
do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of
days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean
house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a woman from Italy.. He
gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done
and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from Canada. He
ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every
meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.[;)]





Llyren -> RE: Canadian Wife (12/3/2009 3:23:44 AM)

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

And I'm not even Canadian.




Elizabeth666 -> RE: Canadian Wife (12/3/2009 3:39:00 AM)

LOLOLOLOL

I'm Canadian and that rocked!!!




persephonee -> RE: Canadian Wife (12/5/2009 6:39:10 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




choccywoc -> RE: Canadian Wife (12/7/2009 4:13:42 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D]   [:D] 




dragonseeker -> RE: Canadian Wife (12/7/2009 8:32:46 AM)

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