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squirrelfury -> RE: funny stories (9/3/2004 10:05:15 AM)
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This only vaugely falls under the category of a funny BDSM story, as the bondage in it was secondhand to the event. That said, read on...
I was living in South Carolina back in '99, right before I joined the Air Force. My then mistress from Buffalo, NY came down to visit me for a few days. We did the initial first offline meeting thing, getting to know each other, et al. A few days into it, she and I decided to have a pair of my friends over to just hang out and relax. Eventually, we all worked our way to the bedroom, where I was subsequently tied to my bed by her, while our guest couple were happily involving themselves with each other on the floor. Pleasant tease and denial foreplay ensued on my and my top's part, and sooner or later the lights went out. Now, my mistress had brought her toys down with her for the trip, and the couple found them and asked her blessing to use 'em. It was given, and things continued merrily on their way. About thirty minutes after the lights were down, she and I hear this sudden giggled shriek right next to us from the floor, followed by these words:
"That does sooooo not go in my ear!"
We just broke out laughing, without even the restraint to stop long enough to turn on the light to see what spurred this outburst. Finally, having collected ourselves and overcome by curiosity, we (meaning she, as I was still bound at this point) turned on the light, and found our couple on the floor, with her on bottom, and him on top, both naked, and him holding a laaaaarge silicone dildo up against her ear.
Speechless, we both just stared at the two for a moment, and then lost it again to a fit of laughter that I swear before all things holy lasted half an hour.
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