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Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:43:16 PM   
Kalista07


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Sadly the time has come when I must say goodbye... I will be beat most likely to death tonight....

I personally blame Red   and Miss Trappy......They lead me astray.

I am just an innocent victim in this all....

Kali


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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:52:10 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:53:54 PM   
persephonee


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Status: offline 		If red was involved at all, poor kalista is going to be beaten within an inch of her life....in a good way.....i *think*

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:56:22 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		I cannot be blamed for Kali's possible untimely demise. 

I have tried and tried and tried to get her to modify her unslavely behavior... to no avail.

Now she is trying to throw me under the bus... and Trappy, too.  *pitiful*

I love you.  I hope you iz not dead soon.  If you is dead soon, and Trappy gets your Gazelle, can I haz your new laptop? 

Lovingly,
EstatesAndProbateSwitch

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:57:10 PM   
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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:57:57 PM   
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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:59:50 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I cannot be blamed for Kali's possible untimely demise. 

I have tried and tried and tried to get her to modify her unslavely behavior... to no avail.

Now she is trying to throw me under the bus... and Trappy, too.  *pitiful*

I love you.  I hope you iz not dead soon.  If you is dead soon, and Trappy gets your Gazelle, can I haz your new laptop? 

Lovingly,
EstatesAndProbateSwitch


*ROTFLMFAO*
Red, you're a mess, girl. and I just quoted you to Somebody verrrry close to Me, so that means I thinx yer brilliant, too. So there and stuff.
Poor poor kalista. Should we make her some ice packs? Buy her some liquor, maybe..?

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 6:59:56 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Ummm, Kali...  is your Sir a Notary Public? 

Signed,
HopefulBeneficiary  

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:04:01 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

*ROTFLMFAO*
Red, you're a mess, girl. and I just quoted you to Somebody verrrry close to Me, so that means I thinx yer brilliant, too. So there and stuff.
Poor poor kalista. Should we make her some ice packs? Buy her some liquor, maybe..?


*hugs the Goddessy One*

I vote yes to ice packs, hold the liquor.

I also vote we chip in and buy her a hemmorrhoid ring/donut thing to sit on.

See???  And she thinks I'm a bad person. 

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:22:32 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Point of clarification.....

When I tried to confess to Red and seek some time of advice or suggestion all she could do was laugh!!! Laugh I tell you!!!

Here I am....Heading for the guillotine and she is laughing!!!

Sad.....sad... sad.....

indeed.
Kali


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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:31:15 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Finds tube of arnica cream, tosses it to Kali.

Not that we aren't sympathetic and all, but pics please.

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:41:06 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Point of clarification.....

When I tried to confess to Red and seek some time of advice or suggestion all she could do was laugh!!! Laugh I tell you!!!

Here I am....Heading for the guillotine and she is laughing!!!


Your Honor,
Your Defendant would like a chance at rebuttal.  *thank you*

I did NOT laugh.  I tried not to snort.  That is definitely NOT the same as laughing.

In another attempt at "not laughing," I sewed buttons on my coat whilst talking to you, in an attempt to show my more somber, serious side.  *nothing says "not laughing" like sewing buttons on a winter coat, am I right?*

The jury, I believe, will find in favor of the Defendant, who stands here, wrongfully accused by the Plaintiff, who, by her own admission, is in a treacherous position this evening, due to a wanton display of Sir-Sassery.

I even suggested using tactics most unfitting a nice girl, so a slut like her would feel more at home...  did she listen???  NO......   How can I be blamed if she doesn't use the real and practical advice that was given to her?

The Defense rests its case.

Respectfully Submitted in Triplicate,
MaliciousProsecutionSwitch


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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:42:01 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		I nominate Red to be Kali's proxy

Just tryin' to be helpful

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:42:16 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Finds tube of arnica cream, tosses it to Kali.

Not that we aren't sympathetic and all, but pics please.


*loves Des*  

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:44:45 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I nominate Red to be Kali's proxy

Just tryin' to be helpful


Et tu, pure???       

Res ipso loquitur,
WrongfullyAccused

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:46:18 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		The jury wants to know what tactics were suggested. Not because it will help us decide the case, but just because we're nosy.

Think we could talk Kali's destroyer into doing it on cam?

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:48:10 PM   
purepleasure


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most of us have seen pics of your hiney after a moment with DB. who here is better equipped to handle what's coming the shy, virtuous, innocent kali's way, other than you?

i mean, i'd offer, but i have some dr. appts. coming up.

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:50:10 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

The jury wants to know what tactics were suggested. Not because it will help us decide the case, but just because we're nosy.


I suggested being on bended knee when her Sir came in the door, mouth about crotch height, as to throw him off guard a bit, in an effort to buy her some time with extreme displays of affection and "knob-slobbing."

She did not listen.

quote:



Think we could talk Kali's destroyer into doing it on cam?


I think this may be entirely possible. 

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:51:27 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

The jury wants to know what tactics were suggested. Not because it will help us decide the case, but just because we're nosy.


I suggested being on bended knee when her Sir came in the door, mouth about crotch height, as to throw him off guard a bit, in an effort to buy her some time with extreme displays of affection and "knob-slobbing."

She did not listen.

quote:



Think we could talk Kali's destroyer into doing it on cam?


I think this may be entirely possible. 


suh-WEET!!1! I'll bring the refreshments..

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RE: Farewell - 12/4/2009 7:53:40 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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Status: offline 		To the MaliciousProsecutionSwitch:

I hereby inform you that the plaintiff, known as Kalista has been falsely accused and I hereby give notice that the the plaintiff Kalista is under the guardianship of the witness known as Bear2Wolf.

Under section 99.5, subsection 8 paragraph 9.23.4.1, states that the plaintiff is under immunity to the charges brought forth by said MaliciousProsecutionSwitch. Furthermore, a writ of amnesty under the habius corpus sanctimonious congluberation states that any persecutional charges must be brought forth to the Canadian Consulate in The Official Bear Cave. Upon receiving said documents in quadruple, a hearing is will be set between 130 - 300 days whichever comes sooner.

Sincerely,
Wolf2Bear
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