StrongSpirit
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You see there was this commodities trader. The head honcho. The big boss. He did all the big orders for the company, buying and selling virtual commodities with real money. It was a relatively small company, and their office was in an old warehouse, by the docks. And he got tired of his subordinates questioning his orders. So he repeatedly told everyone "DON'T QUESTION MY ORDERS". But his employees kept asking stupid questions. He got really mad and said "what part of ‘execute my f*ing trade’ don’t you understand!?” " Then the barge arrived ... carrying 28 ... thousand... tons... of coal I bet his receptionist wished she had a camera when she saw his face. Me, I think he should be glad it wasn't pork bellies. Because as least coal doesn't spoil and smell. True story: http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Special-Delivery.aspx
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