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sunshinemiss -> The Naughty List (12/5/2009 9:03:19 PM)
Hello my dears, The time is coming when a certain jolly fellow looks at the pages lying on his belly and notes who has been naughty and who has been otherwise. Well this is quite an issue this year with the economy and all. Our agency has been hired to assist the Claus family and their benefactors in soliciting information from interested parties as to which list they should be on. Please identify yourself as naughty, if applicable, and describe in detail what makes you think you deserve to have your name applied to this august grouping. Thank you very much. sunshine elf

DarkSteven -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 9:05:12 PM)
Did you mean "hottie" or "haughty"? Ohhhh.... naughty. I have definitely been exceptionally good this year. Hearsay is inadmissible, right?

GoddessImaginos -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 9:08:26 PM)
thinks about sunny with elf ears [:D] I would like to be placed on the Naughty List, please. What I did this year to deserve this placement: got someone who shall remain anonymous that I met on this site to drop by My town, meet My Husband and Me for dinner, and then I molesticated him in the back of his big rig while My Husband sat and voyeureded. S'ok?

soul2share -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 9:18:32 PM)
Oh no, I'm definitely on the NICE list......I've been a very, very good girl....did everything that was aksed of me! So, bring on the presents!!!!!!

Aylee -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 9:23:34 PM)
The Official "Naughty or Nice" Ranking for Aylee: Little Stinker Dated this Saturday, December 05, 2009 At The North Pole My Goodness, Aylee! You're a real little stinker aren't you! The elves have been talking for a while about whether they can find a lump of coal big enough for you! I have to be honest with you Aylee, at the rate you're going, it's not looking good for you this year... or next year... or the year after that... (wink). Mind you, Mrs. Claus and I have a funny feeling you rather enjoy being a scamp! (wink)[image]http://www.christmassantaclaus.com/images/nn_devil.gif[/image] Merry Christmas! [image]http://www.christmassantaclaus.com/images/Sig-SantaClaus.gif[/image] P.S. You aren't really going to leave me smelly socks for a snack are you? Important Notice: A certified copy of this "Naughty or Nice" ranking has been placed in a special high-security vault in the offices of Santa's accounting firm of "Elf, Elf & Galoshes" and cannot be removed until Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas!

thornhappy -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 9:32:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Did you mean "hottie" or "haughty"? Ohhhh.... naughty. I have definitely been exceptionally good this year. Hearsay is inadmissible, right? * snort *

sunshinemiss -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 10:37:05 PM)
Oh soul, so sad. This year's plan is to give only the naughty boys and girls gifts. Save on costs and all. Sorry. But you know, you could go and ummm do something ummm good ish. You'd feel better then. Ahhh. Better luck next year!

soul2share -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 10:46:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Oh soul, so sad. This year's plan is to give only the naughty boys and girls gifts. Save on costs and all. Sorry. But you know, you could go and ummm do something ummm good ish. You'd feel better then. Ahhh. Better luck next year! ok, how about this???? The things I was asked to do were naughty......and I did them well!!!! Guess I shoulda clarified on the "nice" things I did.....that's why I'm a good girl...cuz I was a naughty one! Have I confused anyone yet?

HimNbabygirl -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 11:42:48 PM)
i am definitely very naughty, just ask my Master, He's had to punish me twice in the past 30 days. my husband will also tell you i have been naughty too... Having a Master and a husband, who are very different people makes me naughty too doesn't it? At least the Catholic school girl in me (when she manages to spit out her gag) says it is... His baby girl

wandersalone -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 11:49:17 PM)
The marks I still have prove I was very naughty why did no one tell me that calling a M type an arrogant cock sucking prick was a bad thing [8\|]

KMsAngel -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 11:56:03 PM)
people from the innocent list wouldn't have known to tell you that, wanders. it's a vy lonely list, btw... wonder if it has anything to do with the website i'm on?

wandersalone -> RE: The Naughty List (12/5/2009 11:58:57 PM)
hmmmm maybe I need to hang out with a better (or is that badder) class of people so they can tell me from their experience what not to do!!!

favesclava -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 12:05:19 AM)
well...hum....i.....naughty. ok? i admit it !!!!!!! i have a smart mouth that gets the better of me and Master had to warn me before it got my ass (literally) in trouble. but i do enjoy smart- assed remarks so much sometimes i cant help myself . maybe if i didnt grin so much as i say it....maybe.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 12:24:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Please identify yourself as naughty, if applicable, and describe in detail what makes you think you deserve to have your name applied to this august grouping. Pssst.... Christmas is in December this year.... I think you must be thinking of the Perseid meteor shower; I always get 'em mixed up myself.

favesclava -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 12:48:15 AM)
psssst...i think its supposed to mean something like privileged or exclusive

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 1:13:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava psssst...i think its supposed to mean something like privileged or exclusive I don't get it. What's so exclusive about august? It's just like any other month, as far as I can tell. Except maybe hotter.

favesclava -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 2:17:29 AM)
true. but its also the month we can get away with wearing as little as possible and be thought to be dealing with the heat and not as the sluts we really are. now i'm confused

sirsholly -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 3:53:17 AM)
quote: why did no one tell me that calling a M type an arrogant cock sucking prick was a bad thing when we told you it was a good thing we had no idea you were dumb enough to believe us [sm=dunno.gif] Steven made us do it....

sunshinemiss -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 7:49:04 AM)
Oh look how the naughty list grows and grows! Like other things that make a wicked girl say "yum"!

DesFIP -> RE: The Naughty List (12/6/2009 7:53:18 AM)
Apparently I'm a brat and due for a spanking. All for telling him, while he's safely out of town, that I was sticking out my tongue at him. It was just a cyber tongue sticking, I didn't even bother to do it. Because what would be the point when he isn't here to see it? That's last night's naughtiness. The nice is that I found the ice chipper and did the lower steps before breakfast because I'm such a good girl. So Santa baby, which list am I on?

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