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This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/15/2006 1:39:52 PM

LadyNeets

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This is VERY IMPORTANT! if you do not read the entire message
YOU
MUST read the last several paragraphs. DO NOT HESITATE!

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
sexually active or not.

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body
endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

< Message edited by ModeratorEleven -- 3/15/2006 1:51:14 PM >

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/15/2006 4:46:58 PM

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I can vouch for #10 not working most of the time *sigh* I've tried.

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/15/2006 6:34:52 PM

windy135

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Well that proves it! I'm going to have to put my self-respect a side and start getting it on more! Well only to cure these damn blemishes I've been getting this month.. Yeah I mean really that’s the only reason.. Uh huh yeah!

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/15/2006 7:32:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetDommes

I can vouch for #10 not working most of the time *sigh* I've tried.

I second that #10 is not very helpful... LOL

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/15/2006 8:20:52 PM

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I can vouch for #9 great migrane cure! Provided you orgasam.

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/16/2006 6:13:20 AM

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/20/2006 3:13:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Cloudz

I can vouch for #9 great migrane cure! Provided you orgasam.

Yeah not so much for me... tends to actually exacerbate the migraine, and make it last an extra day or so... I sure wish it were true though! boy oh boy! lmao

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RE: This is VERY IMPORTANT! - 3/20/2006 3:45:11 PM

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perhaps you're not doing it right :P

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