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Being Blonde - 3/15/2006 2:09:13 PM

michaelGA

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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and

HE reads...

(Scroll down!!)

(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!! I PROMISE!)

"W I N A B A G E L"

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/15/2006 3:15:43 PM

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LOL they even rated being e-mailed to family members...

thanks Micheal

<goes back to brushing her BROWN hair>

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/15/2006 3:16:52 PM

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hehehe funny :)

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/16/2006 8:23:22 AM

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Very good, Michael. Careful, though, the humor police may chase you down for making sport of the intellectually challenged.

How dare you!

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/16/2006 10:16:31 PM

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heyyyyy no blond jokes..............just kidding, it was funny.

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/18/2006 9:34:55 AM

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Good one.

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/19/2006 8:52:03 PM

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*** note to self: purchase brown L'Oreal hair color dye

I don't know any redish brown hair color jokes ... but watch some perv find a few now

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RE: Being Blonde - 3/21/2006 12:26:39 PM

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A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" he asks.

"It's of a big rooster," she replies.

"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."

When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out.

He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for Pete's sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"

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RE: Being Blonde - 2/5/2007 11:26:30 PM

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JOKE: a blonde has a new doorbell installed. she has a recording of herself having an orgasm so that she never has to yell to the people at the door; "I'm coming".

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RE: Being Blonde - 2/6/2007 1:42:32 AM

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the nearest frozen body of water.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly--from the sky--a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more. "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the ice rink!"

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes alot, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 12_foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde slipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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