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As a woman passes by her daughter's closed bedroom door, she hears a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she see's her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, what are you doing? The daughter replied; mom, i'm 35 yrs old, & this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband.
The next day, dad hears the same thing. Upon opening the door, he observes his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. Shocked, she says dad, i'm 35 yrs old, unmarried & this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband.
A couple days later mom comes in from shopping & hears the same buzzing coming from the living room. She entered that area & observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a beer & staring at the tv. The vibrator on the couch buzzing away like crazy! Wife asked, what the fuck are you doing? Husband replies... I'm watching football with my son in law!
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