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sunshinemiss -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/16/2009 5:26:36 PM)

And don't forget - all things being equal chubby girls smell better cause chubby girls use more soap!




QuirkyAnne -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/16/2009 6:08:02 PM)

We are like MacGuyver in the kitchen and can whip up a damn near gourmet meal using only, a 1/4 piece of ham steak, Uncle Ben Microwave rice, a mango, and fresh spinach leaves.

Anne




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/16/2009 9:09:10 PM)

Chubby girls give the best head.... WHY?!?! Because we are HUNGRY!!!!

"How do fat people have sex??? Like they are never gonna get it again!!!"





NorthernGent -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:25:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Hadnt seen a fat thread in awhile.[:D]

Ill bring the first reason....

1. Plumped out skin means no wrinkles and that youthful appearance!



Lacking agility meaning easier to kidnap.




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:27:35 AM)

how do you plan on getting a heavy person who's un willing to go or even hell drugged into the car all by your lonesom even with help fat girls are heavy to haul into a vehickle.
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


Lacking agility meaning easier to kidnap.




ShaharThorne -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:27:58 AM)

Wrong...we just want to be kidnapped...[:D]




NorthernGent -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:32:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

how do you plan on getting a heavy person who's un willing to go or even hell drugged into the car all by your lonesom even with help fat girls are heavy to haul into a vehickle.
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


Lacking agility meaning easier to kidnap.



I don't go anywhere without my steroided up Ukranian weight lifter in tow.




NorthernGent -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:36:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Wrong...we just want to be kidnapped...[:D]



Where's the fun in voluntary association?




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:38:43 AM)

you suppose he could lift dead weight 318? if os could I borrow him sometimes I have a powerful hankering to be picked up and carried.
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


I don't go anywhere without my steroided up Ukranian weight lifter in tow.




hopelessfool -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:43:01 AM)

chubby girls are better, because we make delicious things like smoore pie (ps tftb, Most people will willingly go anywhere with a gun to the head,  or a knife in the back, weight not even mattering but I can get nearly anyones ass to move no matter their weight.)





hopelessfool -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:44:56 AM)

oh oh chubbie girls are better because skinny people are afraid we will smother them  in a fight... ^_^ Yay for dirty tactics




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 11:48:14 AM)

my clothing makes good launging around the house hand me downs if they're not to much smaller than I am a nice 26 28 shirt is perfect for someone who wears a large.




lronitulstahp -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 1:30:15 PM)

Because we suck cock the same way we eat Twinkies....it's not considered done until we have a mouth full of creamy filling.[:D]





sunshinemiss -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/19/2009 3:07:21 PM)

She looks like a sweet girl.  She does.  You'd just never know...

Chubby girls are better because chubby girls can be yum bums.  nods.




NorthernGent -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/20/2009 2:24:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

you suppose he could lift dead weight 318? if os could I borrow him sometimes I have a powerful hankering to be picked up and carried.
quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


I don't go anywhere without my steroided up Ukranian weight lifter in tow.



He'll carry you down the street like he's carrying his coat over his shoulder. You and a mate.




sophiesback -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/20/2009 4:50:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Wrong...we just want to be kidnapped...[:D]



Where's the fun in voluntary association?


Well, of course, we feign resistance! [sm=ofcourse.gif]  we're chubby, not stupid! we know how to work you mens!




EbonyWood -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/20/2009 4:59:06 AM)

There is never a mess after vegetable play.




sexyred1 -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/20/2009 11:43:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Even Tommy Lee sez chubby chix be the best in bed!


I love all the replies on this thread, but this is the best news yet. Where is Tommy when you need him? Hmmm???




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/20/2009 6:57:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Even Tommy Lee sez chubby chix be the best in bed!


I love all the replies on this thread, but this is the best news yet. Where is Tommy when you need him? Hmmm???



[sm=Groaner.gif]

Haven't you been readin ??

he's with a chubby chix

[sm=mistress.gif]




ShaharThorne -> RE: 101 reasons why chubby girls are better. (12/21/2009 2:22:55 AM)

I don't do twinkies, but a chocolate Zinger is more up my alley!

And Ding Dongs and cupcakes...*gets hungry for food*




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