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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 12:34:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: QuirkyAnne

I received this little treasure the other day from a man who hadn't even read my profile:

"I look at your profile,[Trust me... He DIDN'T] and I recognize your type of slut. The abuse that you crave is so extreme, so unacceptable to the outside world, that to even talk about it cheapens it. No scene can approach the violent and humiliating fantasies in your head, because you would always have a safeword, you would always feel just a little bit silly dealing with a man who would accept your limits, who would subject his power to any sort of restraint.

I accept no restraint, and I need none. I delight in taking a woman and turning her into a bitch, a panting, whining, needy little cunt who begs for pain and orgasms and more tasks to complete to please me. Because whatever other women might be good for, you and I both know that sluts like you are only worth anything when they're pleasing their Master.

Are you ready to please, little slut?"

Heyyyyy...thats about what Master sent me...i thought i was the special one!

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 3:01:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: QuirkyAnne

I received this little treasure the other day from a man who hadn't even read my profile:

"I look at your profile,[Trust me... He DIDN'T] and I recognize your type of slut. The abuse that you crave is so extreme, so unacceptable to the outside world, that to even talk about it cheapens it. No scene can approach the violent and humiliating fantasies in your head, because you would always have a safeword, you would always feel just a little bit silly dealing with a man who would accept your limits, who would subject his power to any sort of restraint.

I accept no restraint, and I need none. I delight in taking a woman and turning her into a bitch, a panting, whining, needy little cunt who begs for pain and orgasms and more tasks to complete to please me. Because whatever other women might be good for, you and I both know that sluts like you are only worth anything when they're pleasing their Master.

Are you ready to please, little slut?"

*sigh*

I wonder how often he's sent this copy/paste form letter out?

Anne

OMG Anne, I did, the exact same message. At the time, my profile was that of a Gorean slave, with no mention of kink at all so no he doesn't read the profiles

Zeph

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 4:50:03 PM

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There was the time a guy sent me a picture of him giving birth to his very own, personal butt dragon. I wasn't ready for that.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 5:53:00 PM

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This is a two-parter, received from a 27-year-old "domme"

admit this master xyz was too weak and not man enough to hold you..and I will introduce you to a montreal based 40-something Master.

I said thanks but I can find my own Master and she replied:

you will pass up the chance at a legendary early to mid 40s Montreal based Master? You are a fool. LOL

Some people can be handed the world on a silver tray and still mess up. LOL

You're almost 50. Your pool of available men will be the 65 and over crowd that cannot get it up even with viagra. lol

Mmmmmm yeah, I blocked her.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 6:55:26 PM

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Some submissive I've never spoken to before sends me a CMail that simply said"wow are you on steroids?" Pixie fought the very strong urge to rip her a few new assholes.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 7:03:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: nubianmuscle

Some submissive I've never spoken to before sends me a CMail that simply said"wow are you on steroids?" Pixie fought the very strong uirge to rip her a few new assholes.

Well I was just aaaaasking.......please don't sic pixie on me

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 7:03:05 PM

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Dear sweet miserable Moon, lovingpet.

I literally laughed for a good two minutes upon reading your post.
My Sir doesn't get why it's so funny, but, maybe he needs three of my cocktails too!

I'm in your debt for that, I needed a good laugh!

(I have to ask... What's a butt dragon birth look like? What's a butt dragon? All I pictured was this dragon screeching and ripping it's talons out through a hairy man's asshole and I exploded in laughter.)

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 7:10:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: Lunalay

Dear sweet miserable Moon, lovingpet.

I literally laughed for a good two minutes upon reading your post.
My Sir doesn't get why it's so funny, but, maybe he needs three of my cocktails too!

I'm in your debt for that, I needed a good laugh!

(I have to ask... What's a butt dragon birth look like? What's a butt dragon? All I pictured was this dragon screeching and ripping it's talons out through a hairy man's asshole and I exploded in laughter.)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!

It was an upclose shot of the guy doing a pooooopie!

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 7:23:08 PM

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You should have asked him if it was coming out or going in.

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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

There was the time a guy sent me a picture of him giving birth to his very own, personal butt dragon. I wasn't ready for that.

lovingpet

I get it asked enough that most times I ignore it, but when it gets the Mrs. upset, it gets me upset. And I can understand why she was upset. She knows how hard I bust my ass. Hell, she gets mad at ME for pushing myself so hard.

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ORIGINAL: nubianmuscle

Some submissive I've never spoken to before sends me a CMail that simply said"wow are you on steroids?" Pixie fought the very strong urge to rip her a few new assholes.

Well I was just aaaaasking.......please don't sic pixie on me

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 7:32:35 PM

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OMG!!!!!!! Maaaaan!!!! That's what got me! It was sooooo huge! I was pretty sure he had incubated the thing for a few months just for me.

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ORIGINAL: nubianmuscle

You should have asked him if it was coming out or going in.

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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

There was the time a guy sent me a picture of him giving birth to his very own, personal butt dragon. I wasn't ready for that.

lovingpet

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 12/9/2009 7:34:35 PM

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That reminds me of an episode of South Park I saw earlier this year.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/13/2010 8:21:18 PM

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In recent troll hugging news, I just got told I was a "good girl" by a troll in my inbox when I topped him from the bottom into wanting my partner to cmail him. I sent the entire transcript to my partner and can't wait for the fabulous results. After I see what they are I will block the fluffyheaded wannabe. For now, however, I must witness the absolute annihilation of this guy. It makes my black, sadistic heart have warm fuzzies.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/13/2010 9:26:20 PM

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my personal fav, is a fairly recent one...A young lady seemed VERY taken with my Master, and asked if He would be interested in a live slave. Since i was the one to open that email, i took it upon myself to reply, "No, We like dead slave" LMAO....it amused me anyway....

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/13/2010 11:35:13 PM

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Wasn't there a slapdown the last time we posted mail received from other users? Seriously... you all have no memory at all.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/14/2010 4:47:28 AM

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On another site, I got a very lengthy email telling me how very fat I was, etc, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum. Near the end, I was told I needed to get a life! My reply was that he was the one who needed a life if he had nothing better to do with all that time than to write drivel to fat girls.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/14/2010 4:57:34 AM

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~Fast Reply~

Mmm... a small collection of mine.

First, a typical message that I get (note: Not an actual message, simply one that is reflective of what I get pretty often):

"hello. u look prety gud. i am a vry strick and DEMANDING master/mistress. i expect u to look at my profile & respond promptly telling me y i should let U serve ME!

also my yahoo is dumbdomwhocantreadprofiles. add me"

My second favorite used to be "nice legs". Now it's been replaced by "your green". I've gotten that two word message at least twice so far without anything else.

Ya know... I think I like the "your green" messages better.

Now if I get a message (again) telling me how they can see my submission for them in my eyes, I can remind them that my eyes were severely photoshopped and that must be it.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/14/2010 5:01:16 AM

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Ummmm....in case you haven't noticed, Aqua....you're--how shall I put this?--greenish.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/14/2010 5:06:24 AM

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Must be all the trolls. I think I caught something from them.

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/14/2010 5:07:47 AM

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Stop hugging them!!!

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RE: Hug a Troll Today - 1/14/2010 5:25:36 AM

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But they are so cute when they stamp their feet!!!!!

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