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Lucylastic -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/14/2010 5:34:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level

So, a blind guy sends you mail, no sweat.

I seldom get a-hole mail, but when I do, it reeks of Ghana-ese, even if they profile shows a US addy.



would that be like "Ghana-rhea?"  [8|]

*hehehe*

Just passin thru?
I have to admit that I just spit cawfee all over myself...at least I missed the keyboard




Phoenixpower -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/14/2010 8:40:10 AM)

What amazes me even more is when trolls know more about myself then I do...one wrote

"You have multiple profiles.

you hate where you supposedly live.

you are good at what you do. ie male troll am surprised others havent realised"

Made me in particular laugh as I don't have more then one profile and even more funny that troll certainly has more then one profile [sm=Groaner.gif]


I couldn't help it and warn the guys I met so far that I was a bloke in reality, as they might not have realised it... [8|] But heck, that made them laugh as well [:D]

Also funny IMO that some trolls think you aren't real if you don't disclose in what area you are living...particular considering that I don't date over here as my profile states very clearly at times when I am available and on the search... [sm=Groaner.gif]

Am looking forward to convince 3 more guys next month in America that I am a male troll instead of my female self...one I meet for lunch on my stop in Chicago...one I spent 8 days with and one will pop over IF the weather isn't too bad as he does not live far away from where my date is living...that one and I email regular with each other since years....

and hey...considering I am a troll...I can only warn you not to become one...because I can tell you it is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too expensive being one, considering all the travelling I did since I am on here [:D]




Phoenixpower -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/14/2010 9:07:13 AM)

another one also was rather amusing...we exchanged emails since months and once tried to meet...however, our time slots did not match....afterwards he did not appear to bother anymore to meet up so I moved on...now he tried recently to meet up despite knowing that I am dating at the moment and therefore have no interest to meet anyone else...meeting just for chit chat can happen but certainly not with the distance it is to him...heck why should I waste £60+ on a trainfare...do I look like swimming in money as a student??? And heck, why should I travel anyway...if he wants to meet for a drink, he can get his arse down here...

So I did show him the rather cold shoulder that I moved on as he knew from my profile anyway and that I am not bothered to waste my time and money for a chit chat (as after all my time is damn limited with fulltime uni and fulltime work!!!)...and gosh became mr nice and charming all of a sudden a little sulking boy: yes, the trolls certainly do enjoy to stamp their feet [:D]

"Are you retarded? I dont care if we ever meet..if i did I would have put effort into it. What is the point of all your bickering about train fares and searching for one person??

I just asked a damn question..and I am ready to cut you off completly because of the nonsense that has come after it. If I had my time back I wouldnt have even bothered to ask. It wasnt important and isnt and who fucking cares? All you had to do was say no..or something witty or halfway intelligent..christ is this how you spend your time? Picking and bantering about such nonsense.

..and just because there are question marks dosnt mean you have to write me back to answer them.

Cheers"

Silly me that I did not consult my book about what answer to give the trolls...next time I better do that [8|]




sophiesback -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/14/2010 9:42:36 AM)

May i be the troll of the day? i neez hugz!




lovingpet -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/14/2010 11:25:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Wasn't there a slapdown the last time we posted mail received from other users?  Seriously... you all have no memory at all.  [:D]


Cali



Ahhhh, but first we'd have to actual post the message. Alluding to them has never been an issue. If I'm wrong on this, I'm sure the mods would have been more than happy to send me a love note. They didn't do so at the start of this thread and nothing I've posted now is in violation either.

It's just a fun place to vent about trollish behavior both on this side and on the personals side. At least that is all I ever intended it to be.

lovingpet

PS: No, sophie, you may not become a troll. They carry icky germies that usually eat through your brain. We'll just hug ya because. *great big huggies*




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/14/2010 11:55:22 AM)

i am 888 yrsi am a widow i am a bussiness man ,,i am single since i have lost my wife so since that time i am not happy but now i decided to search fr one so that is why i join this site and as i was searching through the site if found your profile so that is why i contact you so pls kindly send me your yahoo id so that we can chat better or you can add me on yaddayadda@yahell

my reply the standard involved letter

his reply

okay thank you but i will like to be your friend okay really

my reply

All friend request have to go my Master first , you can find him here as yaddayadda

his reply

okay thank you but i will like to be your friend okay really

my reply

All request MUST be send to my Master

oooohhh and did I mention he lives in Syracuse NEW YORK !!!

Now my question, is that a troll

or a scammer

or ~gasp! a trolling scammer ?? [:'(]




lovingpet -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/17/2010 9:03:31 PM)

Yup! You guessed it. I've been troll huggin again. In case anyone was at all worried the posts in THAT thread tonight were totally drenched in the darkest of sarcasm. I know I'm totally awesome! [:D]




WyldHrt -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/17/2010 11:56:23 PM)

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Yup! You guessed it. I've been troll huggin again. In case anyone was at all worried the posts in THAT thread tonight were totally drenched in the darkest of sarcasm. I know I'm totally awesome! [:D]

I wasn't worried, but I did feel a serious need to pass you a set of hip waders. Troll sh*t is hella hard on the wardrobe, after all [:D]

On another but similar note, the latest troll to hit my inbox requested a pic of me performing a bodily function that removes solid waste. Just.... ew [:'(]




lovingpet -> RE: Hug a Troll Today (1/18/2010 8:21:28 AM)

Good thing I neither wade naked, nor do I wear the good stuff. I don't know what the sick attraction is for me to nurture our little troll community, but I know I probably need help! LOL

And as for your inbox dude. Please, oh, please send him the picture.... for me? Pretty please? *giggles* I could probably scrounge up that picture I got sent if it would be handy. [8D]

lovingpet




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