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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 4:59:28 AM   
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Don't do it. It's a trick!

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 9:13:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Lookie honey, I couldn't be happier for you.  All I hope is that she is worthy of you because you are one damn fine specimen of a man, and you make a number of us wish we could jump the fence for you. 

And by the way... You do the same stuff to us... shhhhhhhhhhh... closely guarded secret.  mmm hmmm

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 9:38:46 AM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 10:01:45 AM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 10:36:38 AM   
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 10:41:24 AM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 10:47:04 AM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 4:50:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Lookie honey, I couldn't be happier for you.  All I hope is that she is worthy of you because you are one damn fine specimen of a man (it's a gift and a curse), and you make a number of us wish we could jump the fence for you (I know...it's a daily dilemma for me).

And by the way... You do the same stuff to us... shhhhhhhhhhh... closely guarded secret.  mmm hmmm (Shhhhhhh....no one's supposed to know).


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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:10:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		By the way...I just read my original post and realized that it appeared as though I hadn't been laid in (approx.) 27 years....which is not at all the truth.

(It's been 26 years....but who's counting?)

Okay....fine...I'm a fucking virgin....well...except for that Nun....but she was a total slut....anyway.....

It's been a while....some anger issues....anywhooooo....I found a good woman...she really fucking works hard to make me happy...(truly, she amazes me)....I've held back (for any number of reasons)....and it's nice.

Someone that loves me for me (and not for the fact that I own a 77 lemon yellow Vega hatchback with an 8 track....and several Englebert Humperdink classics).

Incredible shit.

(So....there's a smidge more to the Original Post :) ).

Anyway...I'm unbelievably happy....so much so that I bawled my eyes out when I came home to an empty house when she went home (don't get all wrapped up in that shit...I was eating popcorn, some salt got in my eyes....totally understandable....anyway....)....she's coming back shortly...doing a garage sale....

I dated her years ago....I blew her off because she was (a lot) younger than me....but hey...she's 5 years older now :)

Anyway....I love everyone's comments...you all rock :)

(Thank you :) )






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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:20:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dragonseeker

aaaawww pooor Lookie  .... but in the end we of the fairer sex are worth it right?


I'm still conjuring that issue....

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:36:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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Blow a lock of hair out of your eyes, then put on lipstick, and LN may be a goner...


Thanks for the tip, Level.....although I suspect this may be not so much a tip to get to Lookie as it is to get to you. *looks at Level speculatively*



Hee heh...

Honestly, the one thing women do that makes me have a brain-sputter, is , oh wait, the phone's ringing...

quote:

holly wrote:

what would happen if a back rub was included?


much happiness would ensue!

< Message edited by Level -- 12/9/2009 5:37:08 PM >

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:39:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		LN, you're a good man, and I genuinely hope it all comes together!

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:39:56 PM   
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Hee heh...

Honestly, the one thing women do that makes me have a brain-sputter, is , oh wait, the phone's ringing...


BASTARD!!!!


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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:40:48 PM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 5:44:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: persephonee

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ORIGINAL: Aynne88


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

You left out the last part... fucked and then eaten. We don't weave these webs for nothing you know... And quit your complain'in... you know you want it. It's in those mezmerizin eyes... and from there, you're a smilin gonner.


See....this is why it's fucked up...they eat their prey....They're devious...see how little concern she had when she said that? They're out to get us....I'm telling you....we're so totally fucked....



Oh honey it's like candy from a baby. .


Crunchy candy...with little bits of heavenly goodness....mmmmm(uahahahaaaaa)
or one of those great big lolly's that you can suck on for hours...



i admit that when i first read hollz response i got all dykey again and said....ew.
(oh wait, was this supposed to go on that other thread?....*grumbles*)

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 6:15:35 PM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 6:18:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Level

LN, you're a good man, and I genuinely hope it all comes together!


I knew you'd say that.

Thanks bud :)

(Life is good :) )

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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 6:41:56 PM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/9/2009 7:52:41 PM   
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RE: Love (someone please explain this shit to me!) - 12/10/2009 4:28:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Why are you persona non grata? Did you insult someone's capybara?

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Furry, hairy, wirey.

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