hejira92 -> RE: What are your "marketable skills?" (12/10/2009 5:44:50 PM)
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Hmmm, here's some of the things I consider as part of my value. I can adjust just about any joint in your body. (Got the degree and everything) I've worked as a massage therapist. I can teach biology, drama, voice, earth science, history, journalism and anatomy. I have extensive sales experience. I can make a Thanksgiving dinner. I can folk, square and ballroom dance. I can harmonize like no body's business (years of a cappella singing) I've been told my French Toast is the best He's ever had. I can deliver a baby in a pinch. I can be a Doula anytime. I am a loyal friend, a good daughter and grand-daughter. I try my hardest to be a good mother. I can crochet an afghan. I have no problem with public speaking. I have bred Samoyeds. I can do improv. I am a voice-over artist. I sing a mean torch song. I know more Christmas Carols than most Christians you will ever meet. I worked as a model for Life Drawing classes back in the day and can sit still for 20 minutes at a time (clothed and not). I can cum vaginally, clitorally (is that a word?) and anally. I have cum on command with no physical stimulation on occasion, also. I am easily multi-orgasmic. Unless He says no. But the most important is that I'm a good girl and I love Him like He's never been loved.
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