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subtee -> Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:09:16 PM)

Okay, so I’m going the “pro sub” route in the spirit of the gift-getting season.

I know we’re all struggling but I can tell you it’s been especially reality-icky for me. Without pointing blame fingers at any one person, I would say that this is entirely the fault of my ex, “The Creature.” If it weren’t for this one “bad apple” and his totally selfish decision to not have alimony as an everlasting monthly obligation till death or he’s broke, my magical unicorn of financial solvency wouldn’t have bucked me and I’d be deliriously floating in the sub space of being “monied.”

This wasn’t to be as he is a weasel, also known as a “lawyer.” I know. So I’ll be making a Subtee Pro Sub Holiday Gift Getting Guide, and then, you know, when I’m pleasing or whatever, you can pay me. Tributaries and the like. (NO LIMITS)

Now, if you want to just put me “under consideration,” well, you can pay me for that and then if you de-consider me –after the holidays—we can talk about crediting (half) back. *Fine print: I can’t offer refunds, but you will receive an “in-sub” credit, tee hee.

For the mentors out there, I’ll be offering a “tuition” *wink*, which you can pay me for mentee-ing. Ha ha, mentee…

I have so many things I need/want (mostly want) and my pleasingness is extra pleasing for your pleasure…when you’re paying. Ho ho ho!!! 



DarkSteven -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:17:26 PM)

/Checks pockets/

What do you offer for three dollars and forty six cents?



MstrPBK -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:21:18 PM)

1 package of cookie dough ... but you have to do the baking.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA



GreedyTop -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:23:47 PM)

can we do trades?  *tacklesmooches the gorgeous Tee*



DarkSteven -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:30:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MstrPBK

1 package of cookie dough ... but you have to do the baking.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA



Whoopie, sayeth the diabetic.

I don't want any damn cookie dough.  I want tee!



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:30:10 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

/Checks pockets/

What do you offer for three dollars and forty six cents?



Aw...you tried. That's cute!



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:35:31 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrPBK

1 package of cookie dough ... but you have to do the baking.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA



That is pleasing! Darnit! Fresh out of that skill set. I burned a hot pocket the other day...



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:36:59 PM)

I call tradsies with Greedy! Forever!

Dibstee



LaTigresse -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:39:29 PM)

Well hello there Tee!!! I was wondering where you had disappeared to just the other day.



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:42:02 PM)

Why just yesterday I was under 12+ inches of that silly mutherfucken snow, just a wishin' and a wishin' the power would come back on!

How are you, gorgeous? Did you get some sort of blow job to get out?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:48:56 PM)

I have peanut butter... and lots of clothes and HANDBAGS!! How's that?



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 1:53:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have peanut butter... and lots of clothes and HANDBAGS!! How's that?


Check! Check! Check! Merry HOliday!



LaTigresse -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 2:04:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Why just yesterday I was under 12+ inches of that silly mutherfucken snow, just a wishin' and a wishin' the power would come back on!

How are you, gorgeous? Did you get some sort of blow job to get out?


I stayed home Tuesday and Wednesday and drove the 4wheel drive to work today. The lane actually wasn't too bad. The wind just blew all the snow off of it and over into the orchard.



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 2:07:19 PM)

Your horses and everyone okay? It's so cold! I'd probably want to bring them in the house.

This is how terrifying and tragic the storm was for me: I actually thought to myself, "maybe I should get married again." ~shudder~



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 2:12:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Your horses and everyone okay? It's so cold! I'd probably want to bring them in the house.

This is how terrifying and tragic the storm was for me: I actually thought to myself, "maybe I should get married again." ~shudder~



You went and rested until the feeling passed, right? whew!![:o]



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 2:19:49 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

You went and rested until the feeling passed, right? whew!![:o]


I think that's when the lights went out so, you know, pretty clear message.



Wolf2Bear -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 2:57:16 PM)

*tackle pounces and mega hugzzzz the fabulous tee*

~checks pockets...~ 
Let me see, I got $20 in cash, my visa is fully paid off and several hundred $ in my account. What you say?



LaTigresse -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 3:09:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

Your horses and everyone okay? It's so cold! I'd probably want to bring them in the house.

This is how terrifying and tragic the storm was for me: I actually thought to myself, "maybe I should get married again." ~shudder~


You shoulda come home with me Monday night!



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 3:17:07 PM)

I say, will you marry me Bear?!!



subtee -> RE: Triple Ho, Yo (12/10/2009 3:21:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You shoulda come home with me Monday night!



Right on. I kept thinking the weather dudes were just being dramatic and over-excitable. They weren't.

I felt kinda lonely in the dark with the blowing, drifting, bitter, biting chilly grayness...



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