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Fatal negligee - 12/10/2009 8:15:49 PM

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He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I
have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I
won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and
keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed

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RE: Fatal negligee - 12/10/2009 10:27:55 PM

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RE: Fatal negligee - 12/11/2009 5:31:13 AM

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RE: Fatal negligee - 12/11/2009 9:02:28 AM

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I guess it might help if I told the whole joke ,not just part of it...Sorry.......

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500
in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I
have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I
won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and
keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot..

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.

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You decide who stays,and who goes !!!!

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RE: Fatal negligee - 12/11/2009 5:31:08 PM

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I come from a part of the country where Doms have to clean and dry the anchor ropes from the bass boats before they can tie up anybody.

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