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Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 5:54:51 AM

VirginPotty

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One night Holly woke her husband, Jim in the middle of the night and told
him "There is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the
cake that I made for us.
Jim asked, "who shall I call, the police
or an ambulance?...

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 6:08:52 AM

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 6:13:37 AM

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 6:41:24 AM

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 7:47:49 AM

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Poor Holly.... I'm so sorry....

I know it must suck to wake up to a dead burglar in your kitchen..... That has to make for a very bad day....

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Quitcher bitchen, and get out of the kitchen! ~Harry {3rdRock}

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 7:50:39 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

Poor Holly.... I'm so sorry....

I know it must suck to wake up to a dead burglar in your kitchen..... That has to make for a very bad day....

well it suuuuure didn't take you long to regain your wise-ass status!!!

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 7:53:15 AM

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HAHAHA! I only pick on you because we are so much alike!! lol And like my mommy always told me... "If you can't laugh at yourself, Make fun of others!"

ETA: I lubs you Holly! lol

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 8:01:34 AM

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quote:

"If you can't laugh at yourself, Make fun of others!"

damn...this is a keeper

and lubs you too!!!

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 8:15:14 AM

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*giggles*

love ya, Holly...much love to the family

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/11/2009 8:32:10 AM

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backatcha, Babydoll!!!

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RE: Holly & Jim - 12/12/2009 12:25:57 AM

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I am willing to bet that any cake from holly makes a killing on the market. *Pun not intended* It is the perfect gift for each wife who wants to be free of her husband.

Sorry holly.

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