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Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 1:15:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LilFiregirl
Second, do not be too pushy.. saying automatically .. i know i want you, come move here sounds well.. desperate and weak. Then we say no and we are called fakes and phoneys. You do not even know my name, you want me to move across a country!???


My favourite thing is when they start asking me to meet and have sex in the first conversation, and when I explain that I don't meet people, or decide whether to play, until I've actually had a chance to get to know more about them, they call me DIFFICULT, and say I have ISSUES!!

ROFLMAO...Yup, must be MY problem. What the heck is wrong with me, not wanting to have instant sex with any stranger who asks? Jeez, I need therapy, I guess.[:D]

Cin




PlayfulOne -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 1:52:58 PM)

Don't worry we domly types get asked idiot questions also. I received one about a week ago. "Can I use your whore?". and then they became upset when my first response back was "Who are you?"

K




mnottertail -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 1:55:18 PM)

Birthday greetings to yours, Sir!

Ron




candystripper -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 2:23:47 PM)

i think i'll message Doms and Masters with rude remarks, LMAO.

Now i need suggestions. (Maybe i'll even message a few Dommes, LOLOLOL.)

C'mon, Y/you know Y/you can help.

candystripper




yourMissTress -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 2:25:46 PM)

Don't worry LilFiregirl, we Domly types get the same type of thing on our end. The IM usually starts out with

"Permission to speak to You, Ma'am?"

sounds ultra polite and courteous, but what it means is "may I assault your eyes with my fantasies and then ask you to elaborate on them with incessant What would you do to me if I were Yours questions?"

and then, if we are so unbelievably rude as to mention that we don't know this person and therefore at this point have no idea that we would like to know them let alone use them for our pleasure we are called fakes, phonies, and men pretending to be Domme's so that we can jerk off to the fantasies of subs.




mnottertail -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 3:46:05 PM)

Just tell me where you want me to stand candystripper.

Ron




RavenMuse -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 4:11:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Just tell me where you want me to stand candystripper.


Put your glasses on Ron!
Candy said MESSAGE not MASSAGE!




IrishMist -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 4:36:59 PM)

LOL LilFiregirl

your best bet when you get youngins like that who are looking to play on the computer while their parents are away is to either ignore them, be rude back, or play dumb ( which is my personal favorite for dealing with idiots like that ) [8|]




OscarHargraves -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 6:35:56 PM)

My best suggestion to you about on-line etiquette is to try very hard not to be one of the rude ones yourself and then just let the others go by. "Make like a duck" as my ol' daddy used to say, and let it was off your back.

Of course I still think you should answer someone who writes you even if it is rude. Just send them back one of the short replies and then don't bother with them again.




candystripper -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 8:06:29 PM)

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Just tell me where you want me to stand candystripper.

Ron


Just have a comfortable seat, Ron. i know what to do, LMAO.

candystripper




candystripper -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 8:08:46 PM)

quote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Just tell me where you want me to stand candystripper.


Put your glasses on Ron!
Candy said MESSAGE not MASSAGE!

Raven Muse


You Doms are not helping; i needed rude comments! But RM, have a seat next to Ron, and someone get the music?

candystripper




truesub4u -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 8:13:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: candystripper

quote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Just tell me where you want me to stand candystripper.


Put your glasses on Ron!
Candy said MESSAGE not MASSAGE!

Raven Muse


You Doms are not helping; i needed rude comments! But RM, have a seat next to Ron, and someone get the music?

candystripper




Grabs music box... pen and paper.. to take notes... on what Candy WANTS to send in an e-mail to Doms... LOL




Gauge -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 8:28:17 PM)

There is online etiquette? When did this happen and where was I? Someone isn't keeping me up to date on these things and I am getting a bit miffed as a result. I demand to know where my Internet etiquete email's are!!

Candy.... Let's see... rude opening lines...

Is that your dick in the picture or is your belly button infected?

My mother always told me that if I didn't have something nice to say about someone that I shouldn't say anything at all. You are a snappy dresser.

So, how big is your trailer?

Does this look infected to you?

If John has two apples and he gives George W. Bush one, how many apples will John have left? None... W. will declare apples weapons of mass destruction.

You couldn't flog yourself out of a wet paper bag, wuss boy.

Are you champagne? Your profile says Dom.

Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you.

Didn't I see you earlier in that free clinic?

The closest thing to eating pussy you have ever gotten close to was eating in a Chinese restaurant.

I'll put my ass against my monitor and you hit your monitor as hard as you can... that is cyber BDSM... isn't it?

Candy, that should get you started. [&:]




truesub4u -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 8:52:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

There is online etiquette? When did this happen and where was I? Someone isn't keeping me up to date on these things and I am getting a bit miffed as a result. I demand to know where my Internet etiquete email's are!!

Candy.... Let's see... rude opening lines...

Is that your dick in the picture or is your belly button infected?

My mother always told me that if I didn't have something nice to say about someone that I shouldn't say anything at all. You are a snappy dresser.

So, how big is your trailer?

Does this look infected to you?

If John has two apples and he gives George W. Bush one, how many apples will John have left? None... W. will declare apples weapons of mass destruction.

You couldn't flog yourself out of a wet paper bag, wuss boy.

Are you champagne? Your profile says Dom.

Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam you.

Didn't I see you earlier in that free clinic?

The closest thing to eating pussy you have ever gotten close to was eating in a Chinese restaurant.

I'll put my ass against my monitor and you hit your monitor as hard as you can... that is cyber BDSM... isn't it?

Candy, that should get you started. [&:]


LMAO......... Guage... I swear.. your German / Irish is showing more and more.... <smiles>




candystripper -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 10:31:05 PM)

TY, TY, TY E/everyone....Gauge You were wonderful. i'm printing this out & taping it next to the pc, LOL.

candystripper




truesub4u -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/16/2006 10:37:03 PM)

lmao Candy... did the same thing after I posted.




cloudboy -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/17/2006 4:47:39 AM)

That looks like a David Lettermenesque Top 10 list, which is quite proprietary, so make sure you don't miss paying royalties to your x-wife for it.




candystripper -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/17/2006 10:53:45 AM)

cloudboy! The decree ends the bleeding property division!

candystripper




FangsNfeet -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/17/2006 11:41:54 AM)

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Ones persons correct etiquette... is anothers insult.
As i've said before.... damned if you do...damned if you don't.... so damn... let's just all be damned together... <smiles>



Very very true. If you message a sub with "Hello, I'm _______. I like your profile and would like to chat with you some and see if things can go anywhere with us. Here are some pic of me and my profile shows what I expect from submissives. It was very nice to have come accross your profile. We share some similar interest such as ____________." I look forward in hearing from you soon. Sincerly, ___________"

You will either get no reply or a reply with "You seem to nice to be the Dom for me."

If you message a sub with "Hey there you lil bitch. I'm _______ and I'm messesing you to make you mine. I read your profile and you're just the kind of slut that I"m looking for."

You will either get no reply or a reply with "Message me with respect first Ass Hole. I may be a sub but that doesn't automaticly make me yours."

So however you perfer to message people. One is best to stick with what he/she feels comfortable with and stick to being themselves. After all, it can be difficult finding out who likes the nice message and who likes the dirty ones.





candystripper -> RE: Online Etiquette (3/17/2006 11:58:58 AM)

OMG; Dom whining.

candystripper




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