sirsholly -> RE: Will I try it again? (12/12/2009 12:07:24 PM)
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp Pssst holls.... [sm=whisper.gif] According to his profile, the OP is your neighbor....[sm=couch.gif] ~helpful tulip well yippie... quote:
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ORIGINAL: DarkLordPrince "Lying on the couch all day and playing with her phone and her computer. She was supposedly searching for a job, but I knew better, and I didn't mind at all. I don't want my women to work at anything other than their selves. I have a "couch potato" fetish, and I like them lazy. I bought her numerous things, Princess things. Clothing, cigarettes, booze, lovely dark fingernails, candy bars, a rather large tat (which looks beautiful on her arm), vibes and KY... She captured my heart when she held her cigarette in the gap between her teeth, and flexed the muscles in her arm to make the tattooed tiger wiggle its bum. Being the gentleman that I am, every time we went out to an elegant dining establishment, I would go up to get the tray when they called our number. She in turn would yell at our neighbor with the barking dogs, and pull her tube top down to display her breasts at every NASCAR race, charming me with her insouciant nature." Excerpt, "The Claiming of Redneck Beauty" Tulip...you and Rex had this planned, didn't you?[:D]
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