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truesub4u -> Poodle VS Leopard (3/16/2006 12:28:06 PM)

The Old Poodle

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa,
taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
Cuddles discovers that she's lost.

Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her
direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles
down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims
loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any
more around here."

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a
look of terror comes over him and he slinks a way into the trees.

"Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly
had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
for protection from the leopard.

So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the
leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says,
"Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the
dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen
them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle
says:

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!"

Moral of this story.....Don't mess with old farts...age and
treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance
only come with age and experience!



DameDarkness -> RE: Poodle VS Leopard (3/16/2006 9:15:31 PM)

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truesub4u -> RE: Poodle VS Leopard (3/16/2006 10:30:39 PM)

LMAO.......... glad to see someone liked it.. I thought the moral of the story was pretty good myself... LOL




SirCurt -> RE: Poodle VS Leopard (3/22/2006 11:30:34 AM)

and its SO true so pontificates the Old Fart Himself



BeachMystress -> RE: Poodle VS Leopard (3/25/2006 12:38:44 AM)

LOL, it reminds me of my fav line from Fried Green Tomatoes, when the middle age female main character has a parking lot encounter with some teenyboppers. They steal the parking space she has waited patiently for...

Main Character:
EXCUSE ME.
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT SPACE.

Teenyboppers
YEAH ?  TOUGH !
FACE IT, LADY,
WE'RE YOUNGER AND FASTER.

Main Character:
WHOOOO ! (Main character smashes her car into the parked car, backs up and rams it again)

Teenyboppers:
HELP, SOMEONE !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
ARE YOU CRAZY ?

Main Character:
FACE IT, GIRLS.
I'M OLDER AND I
HAVE MORE INSURANCE.



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