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LookieNoNookie -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/15/2009 3:59:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Wishing2Serve

I'm interested in being more successful with eating my cum to please an online Domme and have googled it. Articles say eating pineapple and avoiding coffee and onions and garlic works. Does anyone have experience of this?


Interesting question.

I've found that mixing it with Crown Royal (1 kabillion katrillion kajillion parts cum with.....32 barrels of Crown Royal is the ideal ratio) is a very successful formula.

(I'm here to help....open M-F, 8 - 5, weekends on call).



fadedshadow -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/15/2009 9:41:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wishing2Serve

I'm interested in being more successful with eating my cum to please an online Domme and have googled it. Articles say eating pineapple and avoiding coffee and onions and garlic works. Does anyone have experience of this?


use ketchup XD



spragueA -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/15/2009 9:54:53 PM)

PineApple juice.

Start drinking it in the morning on an empty stomach; if you feel hungry throughout the day, drink it again.

Breakfast, lunch and supper - drink it.

Diet: Pineapple juice...think it, drink it.

I guarantee you, by 8pm, you will spitting and spewing sweet smelling and delicious
tasting cum out of your little willie. Tried, tested and proven!

Unless you are a diabetic. If that is the case, you should consult your primary care Ph.D before taking any advice provided on this board.

~Miss Mafia



nakedthinker -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/15/2009 10:42:07 PM)

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I just had my first blowjob ever, so give me three shots of whiskey."

The bartender says, "Hey, congratulations! I'll buy you a fourth shot on me."

The man says, "That's ok. If three shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."





MistressMeltz -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/18/2009 3:54:42 PM)

eatin alot of fruit, drinkin lots of water no cigs and alcohol. i think the no alcohol and cigs part would be very important



BKSir -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/18/2009 4:01:25 PM)

A couple of people mentioned the coffee and soda to avoid, tea also, anything with caffeine in it adversely affects the taste of cum.  Red meats, also, are notorious for it.  Makes it taste like burned shoe leather.  And yes, pineapples and pineapple juice work wonders.  Carrots are good too, I suggest raw, baby carrots and carrot juice (that shit's like liquid candy!).  Chocolate should be eaten sparingly, the darker the chocolate, the worse it will make you taste.  Which leaves me a conundrum.  I LOVE dark chocolate.  82% Godiva from Santo Domingo is like food of the gods for me, but I hate having my pet have to taste that later, extremely bitter I hear.  So... yeah.



theRose4U -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/18/2009 4:39:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

On the list of things to avoid if you want a more pleasant taste should also include alcohol.



Not true.  After two or three drinks, you won't care what it tastes like.  [:D]


Why did the Navy margarita just flash into my head? It's cold it's wet and full of semen!



DowagerMum -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/18/2009 4:41:04 PM)

I guess I learned something today. I had no idea cum could taste anything but pleasant. I have always noted a slightly salty flavor, which I like. But then I am diabetic so perhaps that has something to do with it.



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/19/2009 11:37:21 AM)

Lucky you then,  lol:)

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ORIGINAL: DowagerMum

I guess I learned something today. I had no idea cum could taste anything but pleasant. I have always noted a slightly salty flavor, which I like. But then I am diabetic so perhaps that has something to do with it.



cjan -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/19/2009 4:10:49 PM)

What a seemingly bunch of finicky pervs...sheesh . As others have said so well, it's only a tablespoon or two of goo. There are those who savor it, enjoy it on their salads or chocolates. Others just gobble it down without co
plaint. As jazz said, with experience, one can squire a taste for anything. Think Andrew Zimmern on the travel channel. Methinks the OP's true problem is that he finds eating spunk not to his "taste". Yanno? It has little to do with the taste itself. Besides, if he gobbled his goo with gusto, I suspect his online domme would soon loose interest in this particular entertainment.



omb -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/26/2009 11:36:58 AM)

have her push a few tic tacs down your urethra with a q-tip before hand >: )



Jeffff -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/26/2009 11:44:40 AM)

Or not!


Jeff



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/26/2009 11:45:06 AM)

I've never been good at 'acquiring a taste' for anything.  If it isn't good the first time, I'm spitfire and hellcat to get to try it again.

My first and only taste of cum, ended in the guy laughing till he cried, while I gagged and nearly threw up on him.  Sorry, no help here....I've heard there are ways to sweeten the taste, but I'm pretty convinced its all propoganda!   Although, if Lady Pact says it is so....I'm ALMOST inclined to believe it must be!




tiemeupSir02 -> RE: improving the taste of cum (12/26/2009 5:12:28 PM)

hi,
if one smokes the taste is very bitter, atleast for me it is, i am a non smoker



LadyOddsworth -> RE: improving the taste of cum (1/2/2010 7:26:04 PM)

Pineapple juice good, garlic bad.



abuddingdom -> RE: improving the taste of cum (1/7/2010 3:17:33 PM)

Funny - just  last night my pretty one asked me of I've been eating pineapple lately. Seriously, she did. I was able to answer in the affirmative - I ate it 3 days in a row this week. HOW did she know?   



rockspider -> RE: improving the taste of cum (1/7/2010 6:24:49 PM)

Hmmm. Seem,s like i will have a hard time scoring a blow job here. Last nite i had tiger prawns with garlic butter. Today it was a can of tom yam suop followed by a steak with madagascar peber sauce. Washed down with a few glasses of redwine. I do smoke and i drink coffee by the bucket. But i noticed that a glass of Cointreau or Cherry Heering is always welcome after the effort. I wonder if i should try the mead as someone suggested, since i have it from a friend who makes it. I do find it too sweet. Anything more than one glass and it is too much.



babygurlangel -> RE: improving the taste of cum (1/7/2010 6:32:19 PM)

FR- I do know that cantaloupe will change the taste of cum, especially if you eat like half of one. I was dating this guy that did eat half a cantaloupe one day and later that night when he came it tasted like cantaloupe so if you like cantaloupe that would be a good choice.[:)]



Archer6 -> RE: improving the taste of cum (1/8/2010 9:42:22 AM)

remember the Menendez brothers?

yeah, yeah I know, not exactly a reliable source. But they had claimed using cinnamon in coffee to improve the taste

I think gypsymambo said this was a way to go, and another poster said coffee makes it worse, so perhaps the two cancel each other out?



LookieNoNookie -> RE: improving the taste of cum (1/10/2010 6:03:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: abuddingdom

Funny - just  last night my pretty one asked me of I've been eating pineapple lately. Seriously, she did. I was able to answer in the affirmative - I ate it 3 days in a row this week. HOW did she know?   


(33 open Dole cans underneath your bed).



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