Venatrix
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Blushes furiously........I`m losing my image faster than Tiger Woods. Perhaps, but I think we can rehabilitate you. I see the coffee cup is back. First, you have to post an update to your web site, and indicate that whatever transgressions you have committed were the fault of your addiction to coffee. Then mention that you are going in for intensive treatment. Under no circumstances be photographed holding a coffee cup other than your usual coffee cup. You don't need any more accusations of infidelity. Tell your sponsors (Starbucks, Costa Coffee, Nescafe) that you will take time off to figure out why you need to have as many as eleven different cups of coffee going at once; as a result of this time off, you hope to become a better coffee drinker and pray your sponsors will stand by you. Offer your current coffee mug a great deal more money to remain with you for the next two years. Hope that your coffee mug doesn't move out and take the coffee beans with her. If all goes well, we'll proceed to the next stage of managing your image crisis. Chin up. There's only one Tiger Woods and there's only one Politesub. We'll get through this together. I'll send you the bill at the end of the month.
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