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GreedyTop -> Why wedding dresses are white (12/17/2009 11:06:05 PM)
Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: *'Son, all household appliances generally come in white.'*

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/18/2009 12:39:21 AM)
snort! [sm=Groaner.gif]

persephonee -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/19/2009 5:37:21 AM)
thats a good one....[:D]

Valyraen -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/20/2009 10:26:42 PM)
If I didn't already know that I'm a bad, bad man, laughing at that joke definitely earned me my spot.

QuirkyAnne -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/23/2009 9:20:48 PM)
Misogynistic jokes are always hilarious though I'm sure saying so is a huge betrayal of "the sisterhood." [:D] Anne

NightTigress -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/26/2009 11:00:26 AM)
Wow that was an impressive one, not quite sure what to think

sweetlilslave32 -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/26/2009 4:33:00 PM)
wtf

GreedyTop -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/26/2009 6:03:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuirkyAnne Misogynistic jokes are always hilarious though I'm sure saying so is a huge betrayal of "the sisterhood." [:D] Anne yep.. I guess we're both out. Shall we burn our cards? grin

deansslut -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/26/2009 6:34:03 PM)
I all ways heard it was so the dishwasher matches the frige.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/27/2009 7:12:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: deansslut I all ways heard it was so the dishwasher matches the frige. haha-that and the original joke cracked me up.....do i have to turn my vagina in now?

rockspider -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/27/2009 1:09:40 PM)
[sm=goodpost.gif]Gimme some more

tiemeupSir02 -> RE: Why wedding dresses are white (12/27/2009 4:37:07 PM)
that was a good one

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