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Tantriqu -> All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 9:11:57 AM)

in a Marilyn Monroe 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President' voice:

Santa baby, slip a subbie under the tree, for Me;
I've been an awfully good Domme.
Santa baby, I want to hurry up his chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a straight sub, non-convertible, too, eyes blue.
I'll stay Up for him, dear Santa baby, please help Me hurry up his chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun We've missed!
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed :-(
Next year I could be more than good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list.

Boo doop bee doop,
Santa honey, I wanna peg and really it's not that big...
I've been an Angel all year!
Santa baby, help Me hurry up his chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To an Astroglide mine.
Santa cutie, help Me hurry up his chimney tonight.

Santa baby, I'm filling his stocking with blindfolds and cuffs, and crops,
Sign his 'X' on the line.
Santa baby, help Me hurry up his chimney tonight

I want to trim his Christmas face
With some collar 'decorations' bought at Leather and Lace.
I really do believe in you;
Let's see if you believe in Me!

Boo doop bee doop,
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing: a cockring
(I don't mean a phone).
Santa baby, help Me hurry up My subbie tonight,
Hurry up his chimney tonight,
Hurry up My subbie tonight.

Merry Christmas to all those good subbies out there.
XO




PeonForHer -> RE: All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 10:24:24 AM)

Aww, Tantriqu, I'm going to get fat and grow a long white beard just for you!




onlyme32111 -> RE: All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 10:33:47 AM)

::giggles:: I want to trim his Christmas face
With some collar 'decorations' bought at Leather and Lace.
I really do believe in you;
Let's see if you believe in Me!




Tantriqu -> RE: All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 11:18:46 AM)

Lol, that's the neat thing about this century's Santas: underneath the Saint's robes and padding, most are long, lean, smooth-shaven do-gooding sinners! My favourites!




UrMyboi -> RE: All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 11:26:46 AM)

Love it.




BKSir -> RE: All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 11:29:25 AM)

I'm not lean or smooth-shaven though...  Kinda fuzzy and pudgy-ish... >.<
But I actually still want to grow up to be santa.  That's what I've wanted since I was a wee kitten.  Actually told someone that when I was a kid, still tell people that too.  It's an awesome job!  Work once a year, hang out in a nice cool climate all year with blazing fireplaces, ride about on a sleigh, eat tons of cookies and egg nog and not have to worry about getting fat... I'm supposed to be fat!  And elves!  They're just the right height for... uh... working on toys! [:D]




IBused -> RE: All We want for Christmas (12/19/2009 11:55:28 AM)

this one has blue eyes and blue balls .... just needs to be wrapped tight and then opened......




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