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Clit pumps

WTF is a clit pump, you sick fuck?

6% (2)

Yes, I am a clit pumpee and endorse these gizmos ...drool.

6% (2)

Yes, I am a clit pumper and swear by these gizmos.

6% (2)

Never tried it but amintrigued by the idea. Where do I get or make one

56% (17)

I only pump my clit manually, in my fist. Yes, it's huge.

0% (0)

Wassa clit dump? I think I'll keep mine, tyvm.

0% (0)

I would never do such a sick thing. ( where can I get one?

0% (0)

CJ, you are such a sick fuck, why did you have to come back ?

16% (5)

(for Level only) shit, bro, that's one ho poll Ididn't tinka.p

6% (2)

Total Votes : 30

(last vote on : 7/4/2010 2:20:17 PM)
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cjan -> Clit pumps (12/19/2009 4:52:37 PM)
I have been playing with various types of clit pumps of late and find them fun and fascinating. Also gives me something to tinker with in my laboratory. Bwahahaha..... Smirks. So far, I have found universal agreement amongst the clit pumpees that it is a singularly arousing and pleasant experience and, for obvious reasons, makes what is to...erm...cum even mo bettah. What say you all?

thornhappy -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 5:11:01 PM)
I'd give it a try! (I'd try most things at least once!)

sunshinemiss -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 5:21:06 PM)
Love those things! not that I've ever used one...

girlygurl -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 5:23:54 PM)
hmmmm I don't own one... Should I add one to my list for Santa?

DesFIP -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 8:20:24 PM)
So after your exhaustive research, want to recommend one over another?

breatheasone -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 8:23:12 PM)
Master and i plan on adding suction toys of various kinds to Our toy box soon! [;)]

cjan -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 8:53:13 PM)
DES, I think that experimenting is part of the fun. Different, um, strokes for different folks, yanno? So far, a commercial product that I like the best is called the "advanced Clitoral pump", available online fromcarolwrightsgifsts.com item # 15610 for $25. It sucks and vibrates . However, I prefer to make my own that simply do vacuum suction. You can find glass suction cups of various sizes at sites that market traditional Chinese medicine products. Some older styles create vacuum by drawing air out with heat. Newer, and, IMO, better ones allow for vacuum suction by bulb pump. To my taste, theses gizmos are all to large and/or opaque. I found a perfect size old glass syringe that I modified with a bit of tubing and a suction bulb from a sphygnomanometer that works great while allowing me to see clearly while the clit becomes engorged with blood and grows to almost fill the glass tube. From then on, one is only limited by one's imagination and the pumpees' capacity to endure the sensations.

Level -> RE: Clit pumps (12/19/2009 11:03:22 PM)
Hey CJ [:D] Hey, I was just about to do a clit pump poll.... [8D] Hmm..... I've seen these things before, I'm assuming they work well?

sirsholly -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 3:09:29 AM)
CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cjan -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 8:25:37 AM)
Hi, holly. I hope you have more to say on the topic than that! C'mon, I'm tryina conduct serious research here, not just wank fodder for Level. Btw, your not one of the two weasels who checked the second to the last option are ya? I would suspect the other to be VP, but I know she isn't allowed to come on here on weekends. Virgin snorts that chicks holes have seen more traffic than the Holland tunnel.

sirsholly -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 8:30:10 AM)
quote: I would suspect the other to be VP, but I know she isn't allowed to come on here on weekends. Virgin snorts that chicks holes have seen more traffic than the Holland tunnel. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/coffeescreen.gif[/image] coffee meets monitor

persephonee -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 8:30:43 AM)
hey, cj....you handsome devil... clit pumps..yeah...perse has.....read about them. i hear from distant research....someone who knows someones aunt told me..... that she only likes the effects the next day, not the day it happens...to her....the aunt of a friend of a friend of a friend....but thats what i heard.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 8:32:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Hey CJ [:D] Hey, I was just about to do a clit pump poll.... [8D] Hmm..... I've seen these things before, I'm assuming they work well? Never would've thunk it! [&:]

cjan -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 10:21:17 AM)
Now 'ats what imtalkinBout, pers. Personal, anecdotal data on this topic for my research. How interesting...this aunt of a friend or friend of an aunt's experience must be shared with the CM research community , which consists of me and Level. Can you interview and report your findings regarding your, I mean, the aunties friends' experiences regarding feeling "effects", as you said, the next day ? What are the efects and what does...um, she experience at the time of the actual pumping? Perhaps you can get her to share what activities are engaged in during and post pumping. That would be most helpful. Thank you from the CM research commity for your, um, selfless dedication to our on-going quest for knowledge.

Level -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 10:25:23 AM)
Yes, and if pics and/or vids can be had.... just sayin'.... or live demos [:D]

persephonee -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 10:37:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Now 'ats what imtalkinBout, pers. Personal, anecdotal data on this topic for my research. How interesting...this aunt of a friend or friend of an aunt's experience must be shared with the CM research community , which consists of me and Level. Can you interview and report your findings regarding your, I mean, the aunties friends' experiences regarding feeling "effects", as you said, the next day ? What are the efects and what does...um, she experience at the time of the actual pumping? Perhaps you can get her to share what activities are engaged in during and post pumping. That would be most helpful. Thank you from the CM research commity for your, um, selfless dedication to our on-going quest for knowledge. Sorry for the delay, i had to call my friends friends aunt and promise her total anonymity....cuz lets face it, shes a slut. She said, that first of all, she saw what pumping did to her nipples a bit prior to the apparatus being applied to said, clitoris.....so that concerned her to no end, as she is kind of proud of her pussy and her clit is her favorite body part and even at her happiest of times, her best friend. So, she was pretty much obsessed with worry that it would 1.) get so big she couldnt wear her pants on her way out the door 2.) that it would stay that way forever So, the actual pumping was a time of genuine distraction and not in that good hot way you might want.... Then, everything that happened afterward felt so completely different to her that she wasnt quite thrilled for the rest of her time in bed....whether that was from the fear that this jackass had broken her best friend, or whether it was a desensitivity thing, she couldnt be too sure. However, she did admit that the next day....despite the fact that her clit was intact and had recovered visually.....she was quite surprised to note that she was tortured nearly to the point of tears at how happy her bits were, and that she had no outlet for them seeing as she was at work....the only privacy would have been the bathroom, and people would have totally heard her.... So, in summary....apparently it was nice enough....the next day....for her.....my friends friends friends aunt. Who lives no where near me. Submitted for scientific research, perse.

cjan -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 11:01:06 AM)
Thanks so much for your research report, perse. As usual, my own research shows that results vary. Also, as usual, technique and experience count. New pumpees have apprehensions similar to what you report . Pumpees need to be vewy observant and careful to not over pump. After all, the intention, or one of them , is to enhance sensation, not deaden it. Perhaps, in the unfortunate occurence of over-pumping. The solution would be to place the subject in a cage untill the state which your friend' aunt experienced the following day is achieved. Unless, of course, one is a sadist like Level.

persephonee -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 11:35:12 AM)
perk i mean, im sure my friends friends friends aunt would perk if she were on these boards, which she most certainly is not.

cjan -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 11:56:48 AM)
Of course she isn't, perse. However, I must give you a virtual 'pankink for revering to her as a slut. Now, of course common sluts are , erm , common as, well, common sluts. However, a good slut is rare, and, indeed, hard to find. Just ask Level who can' seem to find a good slut in the whole great goddam state of Texas. Your friend's aunt seems to , at least, show good slut potential. She values her bits and the avenues to extacy they provide and seems observant and willing to share anecdotal data which is so vital to our research. Send her to me for an interview. I may a...position for her.

persephonee -> RE: Clit pumps (12/20/2009 12:07:23 PM)
i spoke to the alleged slut...via very very very long distance...ahem and she wondered if the postion she would be interviewing for was "doggy" or more "missionary". She stated that this would make a difference.

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