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OK - 12/19/2009 5:13:39 PM

SirMarcus33

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OK, I know I do this each time I come back to caht but how about some Christmas, BDSM haiku?

Tied in red ribbon,
Not to be used 'til Christmas
Holly and Ivy

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RE: OK - 12/19/2009 5:32:03 PM

Underumam

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Is there such a thing? lol...

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RE: OK - 12/19/2009 5:37:00 PM

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Notwithstanding my bad typing, why not?

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RE: OK - 12/19/2009 5:39:35 PM

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Ho ho ho ho ho,
Beat, whip, cane, flog and paddle
Ho ho ho ho ho

Ehh...I'm not a poet.

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RE: OK - 12/19/2009 5:55:13 PM

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That was pretty bad...^^^^^^lol.

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RE: OK - 12/19/2009 5:58:54 PM

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Hmmmm, how about.....

Bright and jingly bells
Clipped on tight so they don't fall
Ring fast as she cums

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 7:51:13 AM

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Yup, no poets here,
And they don't know it here,
But it will come clear,
That my flame can sear,
I will have a beer,
And have no fear,
Of those who wield a spear,
And just to make it clear,
Your pain will make me cheer.

Try THAT on less than two beer !

T

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 7:53:45 AM

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But how many beers did you really have to come up with that masterpeice? Less than 2 beers at breakfast time? You must be slacking.

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 8:40:24 AM

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Set me under mistletoe,
Waiting, waiting, waiting and more waiting
Arent I kissable,anyone???

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 8:45:54 AM

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Thwack!

(You were under the Spanking Mistletoe)

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 8:54:13 AM

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Haiku, Ebony.

Say it in haiku or it jest doesnt count!

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 8:57:23 AM

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Bow on my collar,
Naked beneath Christmas tree:
Gift for a master.

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 9:00:32 AM

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Kiss? No, spank, wrong 'toe.

Thwackety Thwackety Thwack

Thwack Thwack Thwack Thwack Crrrump!

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RE: OK - 12/20/2009 10:10:29 AM

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ho ho, ho ho ho
Merry fucking Christmas time
where are my presents

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