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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:11:50 AM   
sirsholly


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Crap!!!!

I thought they were girls and actually have four of them chained up in my basement.  Imagine my chagrin to find that they really ARE men.

What the hell do I do with them now?



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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:17:24 AM   
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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:19:00 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Crap!!!!

I thought they were girls and actually have four of them chained up in my basement.  Imagine my chagrin to find that they really ARE men.

What the hell do I do with them now?




Well, I dunno, but if holly suggested it, it must be worth a try...

/puts all the male scammers to work tapping their fingers/


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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:20:57 AM   
sirsholly


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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:27:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Crap!!!!

I thought they were girls and actually have four of them chained up in my basement.  Imagine my chagrin to find that they really ARE men.

What the hell do I do with them now?



Really now, Steven, the beards should have tipped you off....we wimmins don't have them. I would release them from a distance, they are bound to be pissed off.


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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:29:55 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		lobo, kudos on your modification to the English language, to wit :

WTF does that have to do with the price of beans in Chile

is now modified to :

WTF does that have to do with the temperature in Dublin.

I'll alert Webster and that other guy. Funkanwagnall or something like that.

Before submission for publication we need new handles. We could use Mr. White, Mr. Pink and so forth like in Reservoir Dogs, but I got a better idea. Just get up a new nickname and repost the whole thread. Might I suggest some witty handles here ? Poopstain, Cumslurper, Juicethecrack, among others.

As far as the fakes, tell them you are a judo expert with a machine gun and not afraid to meet anyone. Set up a meeting and don't show, accuse them of not showing. If they are in another country and stuck there because of some evil overlord taking over the banks or something like that you can run from "My bodygaurds and I will be there" to "Me and my dudes are coming to kick ass and chew bubble gum, I don't suppose you have any bubble gum".

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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:30:57 AM   
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We have to do something with all the fakers!!

Now thanks to this op I have this song stuck in my head and must impose it on all that reads this:

What shall we do with the drunken fakers, what shall we do with the drunken fakers?

Earl aye in the morn in?

As I see it we have five options (cutting to the chase and leaving out all the repetitions):

1) Put them in ye long boat till he is sober
2) Shave his belly with a rusty razor
3) Put him in bed with the captains daughter
4) Shove him in a barrel with a hose pipe on he (don't rhyme this line)
5) Stick him in a leaky boat and make him bail it (nor this one)

This I tell you is what we do with a drunken faker.

Way hay and up she rises, way hay and up she rises earl aye in the morning.


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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 9:21:04 AM   
lobodomslavery


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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 9:34:17 AM   
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< Message edited by Rule -- 12/20/2009 9:36:46 AM >

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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 9:44:20 AM   
lobodomslavery


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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 9:49:24 AM   
Rule


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Status: offline 		Craic

Irish word for fun/enjoyment that has been brought into the English language. usu. when mixed with alcohol and/or music.
'Bhi craic agus ceol againn' : We had fun and music.
Fun doesn't really cut it though. General banter, good times had by all.
Also, a person who is good fun/great company.
It was great craic.
She's great craic when she gets going.
He's great craic when he has a few pints on him.
What's the craic?
How's the craic?
The craic was mighty.

Note: Very tricky to get away with saying this in the US without getting strange looks for police officers.

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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 9:53:24 AM   
lobodomslavery


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Status: offline 		Now you have it. Isnt it great craic. Craic. The craic is indeed mighty
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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 9:57:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Crap!!!!

I thought they were girls and actually have four of them chained up in my basement.  Imagine my chagrin to find that they really ARE men.

What the hell do I do with them now?



Always check for adams apples.

Four of 'em, huh? Can they sing? Maybe a combo barbershop quartet and burlesque show rolled into one.

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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 12:44:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact


In My observation, there are multiple threads related to this subject each week.  I actually have to report spam about once a month.  With that in mind, I would absolutely have to say that the former is more annoying than the latter.



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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 2:40:03 PM   
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You're making fun of my rather enormous clitoris again, aren't you?

That's it, no more Burka Barbie play for you.

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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 3:13:24 PM   
GYPSYMAMBO


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no we don't have to do anything..not even react..
but you can..
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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/20/2009 7:29:32 PM   
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Always check for adams apples.


heh. old wives tale.



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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/21/2009 3:26:54 AM   
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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/21/2009 3:36:49 AM   
tiredofthinking


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Status: offline 		I like the fakes, they keep me on my toes. There's no humiliation quite like finding she's a guy after a month.

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RE: We have to do something with all the fakers!! - 12/21/2009 4:08:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SL4V3M4YB3

quote:


We have to do something with all the fakers!!

Now thanks to this op I have this song stuck in my head and must impose it on all that reads this:

What shall we do with the drunken fakers, what shall we do with the drunken fakers?

Earl aye in the morn in?

As I see it we have five options (cutting to the chase and leaving out all the repetitions):

1) Put them in ye long boat till he is sober
2) Shave his belly with a rusty razor
3) Put him in bed with the captains daughter
4) Shove him in a barrel with a hose pipe on he (don't rhyme this line)
5) Stick him in a leaky boat and make him bail it (nor this one)

This I tell you is what we do with a drunken faker.

Way hay and up she rises, way hay and up she rises earl aye in the morning.



Thanks a bunch. Now I'm going to expose my SCA roots (which I suppose is better than exposing my brunette roots) and add a verse that we came up with twenty-mumble years ago the evening before a battle held at Glen Helen...

Circumcise him with a rusty broadsword...blah blah...
Way hay and Aaaaaaargh! he goes now, way hay and YYYYEEEEEouch! he goes now, way hay and wimper he goes now, right before the battle.

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