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lronitulstahp -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:18:38 PM)

although the "following you like herpes" thing was pretty good too...




persephonee -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:19:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Dear Bear, if I was even in the slightest way into the brodeo, you would be at the top of my list. I only indulge these fantasies for sluts like kittinSol who, apparently has interests in watching two guys, um, camping. I am obssesed with pussy, bear. Day and night24/7, 365, yanno? I'm sure you know how that is, just in reverse.


So, cjan....lemme see if ive got this right.....for kittin's sake, youll pull a Brokeback Mountain....but not for our sweet loveable bear???

Dont get me wrong, kittin's a hot piece....but that hardly seems *saladtossing* worthy......reconsider?

We wont tell anyone.




persephonee -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:22:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

although the "following you like herpes" thing was pretty good too...


Noted.




hejira92 -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:30:43 PM)

I've just read through 4 pages of a thread about DG and nobody's demanded to see anyone's gash! What is this world coming to?!?!

I want seemingly non sequitur demands for female genitalia!


(After all, I LIKE female genitalia....[8|])




lusciouslips19 -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:30:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

although the "following you like herpes" thing was pretty good too...


Does that mean she followed, then went away (but hid in your nerve ganglia) then came back again???




persephonee -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:32:06 PM)

nah, means i may have to start Valtrex....but whatever the cost, i say....i shall overcum.[8D]




Wolf2Bear -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:36:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

I've just read through 4 pages of a thread about DG and nobody's demanded to see anyone's gash! What is this world coming to?!?!

I want seemingly non sequitur demands for female genitalia!


(After all, I LIKE female genitalia....[8|])



Sadly hejira....I can't help you out. Though I would accept non sequitur demands for male genitalia!  [:)]  Just purely for research yanno.

~Bear...the ethical manwhore~ 




lronitulstahp -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:38:48 PM)

*raises hand....* i'll take the leftovers. Recession, living "green", reduce, reuse,recycle,  etc.....




hejira92 -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:40:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Sadly hejira....I can't help you out. Though I would accept non sequitur demands for male genitalia!  [:)]  Just purely for research yanno.

~Bear...the ethical manwhore~ 



Well, I would demand pictures of your male genitalia, but I'm afraid Master would object.....[:D]


Come on, you wimmins- Send me pictures of gash!!!!




persephonee -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:41:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

I've just read through 4 pages of a thread about DG and nobody's demanded to see anyone's gash! What is this world coming to?!?!

I want seemingly non sequitur demands for female genitalia!


(After all, I LIKE female genitalia....[8|])



Sadly hejira....I can't help you out. Though I would accept non sequitur demands for male genitalia!  [:)]  Just purely for research yanno.

~Bear...the ethical manwhore~ 



besides, hejira....all the pussy jokes are up in Introduce Yourself.[;)]




Wolf2Bear -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:44:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

Sadly hejira....I can't help you out. Though I would accept non sequitur demands for male genitalia!  [:)]  Just purely for research yanno.

~Bear...the ethical manwhore~ 



Well, I would demand pictures of your male genitalia, but I'm afraid Master would object.....[:D]


Come on, you wimmins- Send me pictures of gash!!!!



*grinz*  I'd also have to have written permission from him first!

*Bear~ he with ethics*




hejira92 -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:44:24 PM)

Oh?!? I missed pussy jokes?


---be right back.........




hejira92 -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:46:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

*grinz*  I'd also have to have written permission from him first!

*Bear~ he with ethics*




Is that ALL you'd really like from Him???? Huh? Huh?




Wolf2Bear -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:50:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

*grinz*  I'd also have to have written permission from him first!

*Bear~ he with ethics*




Is that ALL you'd really like from Him???? Huh? Huh?


well...uhm....erm......*drags foot in dirt...welllll.....errrrr.....no comment  [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

~the shy and bashful bear~




hejira92 -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 6:58:14 PM)

I lubs me some Bear.




kittinSol -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 7:10:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Fuck....my ideal threesome. Me, kittin and CJ. Hey a girl can dream. ;) Yum[;)].



In a frikkin tent, no less! I just spontaenously came from the sheer memory of the anti-mosquito spray that CJ and dg used as lube last time [8D] .

Let's do it, my dears: I'll bring my well-thumbed copy of Das Kapital: who said us pinkos couldn't have a lot of fun?




cjan -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 7:12:24 PM)

Perse, you persistent pest. The demo domi and I put on for kittin was a fake. I never really penetrated his"mancunt", as kitt likes to call it. No, it was dark in the tent so that I only appeared to mount him whist he grasped my bone betwiched his this and we put on the show for her. It was quite Clintonesque, yanno. I never had sex with that man.

It was worth it. Kitt was so inflamed by our act that we tag teamed her for the rest of the weekend to everyone's satisfaction, except, as I mentioned earlier, for her olfactory state on the ride back to the city. Next time, I must remember to bring one of those sun shower gizmos that you hang in a tree.

So, for the last time, domi and I are not bi, not in love. We are simply camping buddies and kittinSol is, well, kitti Sol.




persephonee -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 7:13:23 PM)

uh huh.




kittinSol -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 7:17:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

So, cjan....lemme see if ive got this right.....for kittin's sake, youll pull a Brokeback Mountain....but not for our sweet loveable bear???



Looks like it, dunnit [:)] ?

quote:



kittin's a hot piece.



Yep.




persephonee -> RE: He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (12/22/2009 7:18:56 PM)

ya don haffa tell me...ima smart chick.

nite, kittin.




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