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Valyraen -> Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 12:22:28 PM)

(To preface the question, this thread is intended to be light-hearted and entirely tongue-in-cheek in nature)

The maxim I live my life by is to not take anything too seriously, myself most of all. As a result, we've got some episodes that Kitten and I jokingly call my "undomly" moments, and I just felt like sharing some of those with the CM boards, mostly for giggles - but perhaps to get some others to own up to their own less-than-totally-domly moments.

Probably Kitten's favorite is my baby penguin imitation - I'll hold both arms straight against my sides and "flap" while tottering from foot to foot and squawking. Each and every time, I run the risk of getting cracked ribs from her hugging me.

She's also fond of the blankie shark - squirming under the covers while humming the Jaws theme and leaping out to "attack" her. A variation of this involves the bed "eating" one of our two cats (they're not so amused).

I'm also given to narrating the inner thoughts of our cats, which usually makes for a good time as they're far from well-behaved most of the time.



I'll undoubtedly add more to this as things pop into my head - just something about a blank posting box that gives me mental constipation.



leadership527 -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 4:57:32 PM)

*laughs* I'm pretty much incapable of acting all domly. Even at times when it would be appropriate to be very serious and stern, I kind of have to muster that up. I like my life. I find a great degree of humorous things about it. Laughter is good.



KnightofMists -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:03:08 PM)

I am not so sure what is Domly behavior.....

But.... I suppose this might count as undomly..... I have been known to cry at sappy movies! I can't help it.... some of those sappy moments draw tears from me.....




Aileen1968 -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:15:59 PM)

Shorebound likes to sing show tunes in the shower.



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:36:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Shorebound likes to sing show tunes in the shower.


I can't even READ that five times fast, much less attempt to say it, yet you typed it without stuttering...wow!



Aileen1968 -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:40:54 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Domin8tingUrDrmz


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Shorebound likes to sing show tunes in the shower.


I can't even READ that five times fast, much less attempt to say it, yet you typed it without stuttering...wow!


Heh. Hey, we had your apricot BDSM beer the other week. It was good. Thanks. We enjoyed it.



BKSir -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:46:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: leadership527

*laughs* I'm pretty much incapable of acting all domly. Even at times when it would be appropriate to be very serious and stern, I kind of have to muster that up. I like my life. I find a great degree of humorous things about it. Laughter is good.


Precisely!  I mean, by nature I am just simply dominant, but, that doesn't preclude me from owning a hello kitty laptop bag, a teddy bear... okay, more stuffed animals than would be considered remotely sane actually, crying like a little girl during some movies (I can never watch the lion king again, swear to god I got dehydrated from bawling), etc etc... [:D]



tsatske -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:56:57 PM)

Valyraen,
do you have an extremely sadistic, unattached brother, by any chance?



AquaticSub -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 5:58:42 PM)

He does have a brother that I'd love to see settle down with a nice girl. I dunno about sadistic though. Maybe. [:D]



osf -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 6:07:07 PM)

one movie that brings a tear to my eye in the last scene the heroine says " shut up you big lug and roast me"



Valyraen -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 6:09:07 PM)

I *do* have a brother... but I wouldn't call him sadistic. I think the most he'd be able to manage is FIGURATIVELY shitting on people (extreme emphasis added). If I ever get licensed to be cloned, though, I can send you one...



tsatske -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 6:15:05 PM)

I'm very masochistic, very slutty, very obiedant, and more than willing to work on training the right vanilla guy.

ETA: Turning, I meant TURNING! LOL



AquaticSub -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 6:17:42 PM)

Do you like obscure music? [:)]



tsatske -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 6:19:18 PM)

Yes! and odd food, and... well, all together, I'm incredibly Geeky, Nerdy, Snobish (though never about people) - my mother says I am just trouble, I like strange things just to be difficult. LOL. Made saurkraut soup for supper tonight. I was hoping mom would be more impressed, LOL

ETA: and, hey, Aquatic, I've been meaning to ask for sometime - where is the bootcamp for cocksuckers for world peace? I wanna sign up. really



afterforever -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 8:14:16 PM)

*blinks*
Bird impressions aren't Domly? Because my ex used to do a great impression of a Dutch heron looking in a bin.



NihilusZero -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 8:15:42 PM)

Does my Masters of the Universe figurine collection (coupled with the 'best of' DVD cartoon episode collection) count?

Skeletor is kinda domly after all...



Kirata -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 8:36:32 PM)

If you bend over, lower your head, let one arm fall down and swing it while holding your nose and making trumpeting noises, it's occasionally possible to convince someone that you're imitating an elephant.

K.



Domin8tingUrDrmz -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/21/2009 11:40:39 PM)

I'm glad the two of you enjoyed the brew. I tried sending a bottle to GreedyTop twice. Once I got the top flap of the box back saying the contents had been misplaced, the other time I got a note telling me that mailing beer wasn't legal. I'm guessing both times the mailroom attendant took the beer home with him...oy. Greedy, if you are reading...I'm sorry the beer didn't make it your way.

Sorry for the hijack.



AquaticSub -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/22/2009 6:08:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

ETA: and, hey, Aquatic, I've been meaning to ask for sometime - where is the bootcamp for cocksuckers for world peace? I wanna sign up. really


Why at our house of course... [:D]



AquaticSub -> RE: Dirty Little Domly Secrets (12/22/2009 6:10:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NihilusZero

Skeletor is kinda domly after all...



Kinda but Skeletor will turn tail and run. I always thought Hordak was more of a dom. A fucking creepy dom with his near sexual obession with Adora. Or maybe Shadowweaver...

<-- Is a She-Ra nut.



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