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Ouch!!!!!! - 3/18/2006 1:08:23 PM

DameDarkness

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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday!

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RE: Ouch!!!!!! - 3/18/2006 1:10:16 PM

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lol. Good chuckle.

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RE: Ouch!!!!!! - 3/26/2006 11:06:05 AM

MistressSydney

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Quite amusing! ! ! Not to mention, innovative! ! ! The english language can be a tricky thing, and usually is! ! !

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RE: Ouch!!!!!! - 3/27/2006 11:56:37 AM

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i know its such a shame when communication is lost in translation

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