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LadyEllen -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:17:00 PM)

Here's a question to ponder - if "puckah" (however spelt) indicates genuine, the real thing etc, then how come Pukka Pies are full of mechanically recovered meat (reconstitued slurry from squishing up inedible bits of a carcass).

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EbonyWood -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:23:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Here's a question to ponder - if "puckah" (however spelt) indicates genuine, the real thing etc, then how come Pukka Pies are full of mechanically recovered meat (reconstitued slurry from squishing up inedible bits of a carcass).

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Because Jamie Oliver is also reconstituted slurry equally hard to digest?
 
http://www.pukkapies.co.uk/




LadyEllen -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:29:04 PM)

Aha! So thats why he became a chef? Its a bit like that episode of South Park where Bono is the record?

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KMsAngel -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:37:40 PM)

bite your tongue, E.W., Jamie is good watching [8D]




EbonyWood -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:48:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

bite your tongue, E.W., Jamie is good watching [8D]


mutters.. well yeah if you like skinny white dudes who make fish and chips. Me old mucker!




ShaharThorne -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:52:04 PM)

Jamie is a bit skinny to watch.  I like some meat on my men!




mnottertail -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 12:53:17 PM)

I like old pasty faced white dudes who make it....

Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar served in a newspaper cone, FOREVER!!!!!!!

Picadilly really is a circus, if you stand about with all the blighters for any amount of time, and see what goes on there.

Sir Cecil Hardwicke




ShaharThorne -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 1:06:18 PM)

And here I am, thinking you love to receive a good BJ.  I am so devieced(?)...




mnottertail -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 1:12:35 PM)

no, no, not at all.......... were I sitting on the can, taking a shit, getting a blowjob, listening to 'Stairway to Heaven' on some really good headsets, and munching some Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar, I would think myself a man of some excellent prospects for the future.

Ron




KMsAngel -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 1:45:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

bite your tongue, E.W., Jamie is good watching [8D]


mutters.. well yeah if you like skinny white dudes who make fish and chips. Me old mucker!


it's the listhp i like [:D]




thornhappy -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 5:35:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

no, no, not at all.......... were I sitting on the can, taking a shit, getting a blowjob, listening to 'Stairway to Heaven' on some really good headsets, and munching some Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar, I would think myself a man of some excellent prospects for the future.

Ron

Ya know, this is quite reasonable....but for the "taking a shit".

Colorful, but reasonable.




windchymes -> RE: gammon joint (12/22/2009 5:37:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

no, no, not at all.......... were I sitting on the can, taking a shit, getting a blowjob, listening to 'Stairway to Heaven' on some really good headsets, and munching some Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar, I would think myself a man of some excellent prospects for the future.

Ron
 

The only thing that would make it better is a Betty Boop bath mat on the floor...[8|] 




LadyHibiscus -> RE: gammon joint (12/23/2009 1:07:17 PM)

I would not keep it more than a few days... FREEZE it in smaller chunks!

Or, invite me to dinner. Ronne will pay the airfare.




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