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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:17:00 PM

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Here's a question to ponder - if "puckah" (however spelt) indicates genuine, the real thing etc, then how come Pukka Pies are full of mechanically recovered meat (reconstitued slurry from squishing up inedible bits of a carcass).

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:23:12 PM

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Here's a question to ponder - if "puckah" (however spelt) indicates genuine, the real thing etc, then how come Pukka Pies are full of mechanically recovered meat (reconstitued slurry from squishing up inedible bits of a carcass).

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Because Jamie Oliver is also reconstituted slurry equally hard to digest?

http://www.pukkapies.co.uk/

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:29:04 PM

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Aha! So thats why he became a chef? Its a bit like that episode of South Park where Bono is the record?

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:37:40 PM

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bite your tongue, E.W., Jamie is good watching

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:48:22 PM

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bite your tongue, E.W., Jamie is good watching

mutters.. well yeah if you like skinny white dudes who make fish and chips. Me old mucker!

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:52:04 PM

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Jamie is a bit skinny to watch. I like some meat on my men!

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 12:53:17 PM

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I like old pasty faced white dudes who make it....

Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar served in a newspaper cone, FOREVER!!!!!!!

Picadilly really is a circus, if you stand about with all the blighters for any amount of time, and see what goes on there.

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 1:06:18 PM

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And here I am, thinking you love to receive a good BJ. I am so devieced(?)...

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 1:12:35 PM

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no, no, not at all.......... were I sitting on the can, taking a shit, getting a blowjob, listening to 'Stairway to Heaven' on some really good headsets, and munching some Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar, I would think myself a man of some excellent prospects for the future.

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 1:45:44 PM

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bite your tongue, E.W., Jamie is good watching

mutters.. well yeah if you like skinny white dudes who make fish and chips. Me old mucker!

it's the listhp i like

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 5:35:29 PM

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no, no, not at all.......... were I sitting on the can, taking a shit, getting a blowjob, listening to 'Stairway to Heaven' on some really good headsets, and munching some Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar, I would think myself a man of some excellent prospects for the future.

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Ya know, this is quite reasonable....but for the "taking a shit".

Colorful, but reasonable.

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RE: gammon joint - 12/22/2009 5:37:26 PM

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no, no, not at all.......... were I sitting on the can, taking a shit, getting a blowjob, listening to 'Stairway to Heaven' on some really good headsets, and munching some Arthur Treachers fish and chips with malt vinegar, I would think myself a man of some excellent prospects for the future.

Ron

The only thing that would make it better is a Betty Boop bath mat on the floor...

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RE: gammon joint - 12/23/2009 1:07:17 PM

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I would not keep it more than a few days... FREEZE it in smaller chunks!

Or, invite me to dinner. Ronne will pay the airfare.

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