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Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 4:52:55 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		1. AD is now politically incorrect, CE is now the proper denotation now. That's why I used AD.

2. Dogs really will eat anything. I thought they might stop short of eating the linoleum off the floor, but I was mistaken.

3. People who spend more time in the bathroom don't necessarily smell better.

4. When your tranny starts slipping in December and you find it to be two quarts low, that's actually a good thing.

4. Macs are not perfect, but Vista is from the bowels of hell.

5. You actually can survive 24 hours without weed.

6. It actually costs money to be ignorant, thus the current power structure in the world.

7. Cats bite.

8. Everything gets heavier every year. I mean everything.

9. Pentium 4 + new software = 486.

10. It is harder to come up with ten items for a list such as this than one might think.

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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 7:04:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		4. When your tranny starts slipping in December and you find it to be two quarts low, that's actually a good thing.

I had a Rocky Horror Picture Show moment there...

< Message edited by sunshinemiss -- 12/23/2009 7:35:44 AM >

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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 7:19:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		If you find your tranny slipping in December, it will likely be no different until April. The best advice is to ditch the 6 inch heels and go for something more suited to the weather.

The only wisdom worth quoting I find is that the more I learn the less I find I know, and therefore it is essential to stop learning in order to be a know-it-all. The schools system however has been years ahead of me on that so I cant even say its my own discovery.

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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 7:37:07 AM   
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1. AD is now politically incorrect, CE is now the proper denotation now. That's why I used AD.
2. Dogs really will eat anything. I thought they might stop short of eating the linoleum off the floor, but I was mistaken.
7. Cats bite.


1. What the hell is CE?

2. Yup....I had first hand experience with this many years ago.

7. Duhhhh....'specially if they don't have claws

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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 8:11:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		CE is Common Era, arising from the fact that so many cultures count their years differently but the prevailing culture (ours) counts from the supposed birth of one Yeshu Ben Yusuf. By using CE, everyone knows what year is meant whether they usually refer to AD, or they count according to Hindu, Muslim, Jewish or whatever calendar, in their own local culture.

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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 8:44:16 AM   
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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 8:44:40 AM   
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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 11:00:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

4. When your tranny starts slipping in December and you find it to be two quarts low, that's actually a good thing.

I had a Rocky Horror Picture Show moment there...


Me, too! 

(LadyEllen, you are just too funny!...  perhaps some solid, flat winter weather boots?)

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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 12:06:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

A snake has 2 penises, which may come in handy, since they mate for at least 24 hours at a time.


Read slower.............right after reading the above, I read the below from Red...........

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Me, too! 


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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 1:02:48 PM   
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RE: Wisdom gained as of 2009 AD - 12/23/2009 1:05:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

1. AD is now politically incorrect, CE is now the proper denotation now. That's why I used AD.
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CE and BCE were used long before political correctness was even a term.

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