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Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:10:01 PM

AquaticSub

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This is a lame thread. And it's about your lamest reason for wanting a third. Like you couldn't guess from the title, I mean it's not exactly encrypted, right?

Right now, my lamest reason for wanting a third is that I am fucking bored and want someone else around the house to do things with while Val is at work. Never mind that if we actually got a third they'd be required to try and find work too but still... it'd be one more person to text!

Edited for typos. Also I need a third to proof my posts!

< Message edited by AquaticSub -- 12/23/2009 2:15:07 PM >

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:12:33 PM

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To have a "spare" in case the first gets sick.

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:21:06 PM

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Because Munchkin just isn't as much fun with only two people!

Besides, I think not wanting to be home alone all day is a perfectly valid reason to want someone to share your life.

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:31:02 PM

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Because:
a) I'm not satisfied with just one
b) I'm greedy
c) I want a back up
d) I'm a man whore
e) all of the above

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:41:00 PM

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Got to have a second before wanting a third...

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:50:14 PM

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Blah this is a polls and stupidity thread. There are no requirements!

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 2:51:49 PM

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While I was typing that I had my foot in a leather belt. Bondage by one self is no fun!

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 4:26:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Llyren

Because Munchkin just isn't as much fun with only two people!

And that is an amazingly good reason!

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 4:42:35 PM

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Does wanting someone else around so I don't always have to be entertaining count?

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:05:16 PM

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You would let someone else play blaket shark? I am shocked Val shocked I say!

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:08:15 PM

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You are completely out of good outfits and Master is too cheap to take you shopping....

Add another girl and you double your wardrobe.

That was like, reason number two i became a lesbian.

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:08:24 PM

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Hey, I never copyrighted blankie shark... provided I get my royalties, I don't mind if other folks use it.

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:11:46 PM

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So, Valyraen....do you do a "Land Shark" thing when youre trying to get her to open the door for you, too?

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:19:03 PM

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Land Shark? I know not how to do this land shark thing... 'sides, if I want to get her to do something for me, I don't play games. Well... only sometimes.

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:23:44 PM

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im going to perv your profile now....and if youre old enough to KNOW what a land shark is and act like you dont know...ima gonna cause a scene.

If i find that you are in fact, not old enough to know what a land shark is....im moving in so your girl can be happier during the day whilst home.

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:26:56 PM

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In your home Val, in your home....you should copywrite it, that way you make money when someone does it

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:34:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

If i find that you are in fact, not old enough to know what a land shark is....im moving in so your girl can be happier during the day whilst home.

I'm ok with this...

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:36:18 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

If i find that you are in fact, not old enough to know what a land shark is....im moving in so your girl can be happier during the day whilst home.

I'm ok with this...

*knock*knock*
Candygram....

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:36:53 PM

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Fuckmerunning.....the guy is 25!!!!!......Last time i ended up with a youngun, he kept me....um, busy for like....4 hours straight/not so straight....It was only hours later, when i could speak thru my oxygen mask that i asked him his age...he told me...i started crying....and we broke up so i could live to fight another day.

How am i going to tell Master that i gave my own ass away....(again) over a land shark reference?????

*waddles off to hide*

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RE: Lamest reason for wanting a third - 12/23/2009 5:38:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

If i find that you are in fact, not old enough to know what a land shark is....im moving in so your girl can be happier during the day whilst home.

I'm ok with this...

Hats off to the queen of all sluts. Man, you have my heartfelt congratulations.....*shakes head and wonders where her youth went*

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