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Worse. Christmas. Pun. Ever. - 12/24/2009 11:41:42 AM

SirJohnMandevill

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Q. How does Good King Wencelas like his pizza?

A. Deep pan, crisp and even....

(NOTE: All CM Dominants are free to use this joke as drastic, um, pun-ishment for their submissives!)

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RE: Worse. Christmas. Pun. Ever. - 12/24/2009 11:43:40 AM

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...that bordered on non consentual.....

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RE: Worse. Christmas. Pun. Ever. - 12/27/2009 9:23:51 PM

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I must be short because that was right over my head

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RE: Worse. Christmas. Pun. Ever. - 12/28/2009 5:58:56 AM

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That one made my eyes water. So baaaadddddd.............So good too.

Great pun!

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RE: Worse. Christmas. Pun. Ever. - 12/28/2009 7:19:24 PM

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Fetch me my flogger and assume the position.

As for our short lady, you are obviously not familar with St. Stephen's day: http://www.carols.org.uk/good_king_wences1as.htm

Thankfully this joke only works one day a year.

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