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Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove
a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with
millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to
be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most
races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he
bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds,
but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-numbered, and sold the
car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos
of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
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