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Level -> RE: Best thread ever? (12/28/2009 5:00:25 PM)
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
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ORIGINAL: Level
The current Gor-festival. Tap tap tap. The triumph of the dead anorexic over Whitney.
How did Karen win? that old bag of bones beat out the crack ho'...Justice was not served on that awful day.
Both cracky and expired pale chick tied in the grand finale:
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1262439
Someone tried to blame the terrorists for what was happening in the poll:
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Karen is dead...Whitney is a survivor....True, Whitney can be annoying....But when it comes down to pure pipes(not ones filled with crack) Skinny Whitney blows skinny Karen away.....
Whitney is what America is all about...You fall and you rise....Could Karen Carpenter sing this?....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5GSxSmYvME
A vote for Whitney is a vote for freedom and all that is good in this country today...Including, of course, crack.
God Bless you Whitney....Anyone who doesn't cast a vote for you is casting a vote for the terrorists.
And some soon-to-be lovestruck chick with funny knees offered up:
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OMG...no offense, but these singers are for people who are turning 80 years old.
[:D]
Tied at 11 votes apiece, a special "dead white chick vs crack ho" poll was ran:
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1279500
Right off the bat, more helpful commentary from the peanut gallery:
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Oh, god this is what it comes down to? With all of the other possibilities people think Karen Carpenter is supreme? Sad day, I'm not voting.
No wonder she doesn't show her eyes in her avatar pic, she's ashamed to look at me, making fun of karen like that.
Reaching her bony, pale fingers from beyond the grave, Karen held off Whitney, 37 to 31.
DG took it well:
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Hmmmm the people of CM have spoken....Scat mongers everyone of them....."Swell guys" rarely get the "prize"....Just as The Carpenters garnished a mere three grammys compared to Whitney's six.
I have placed all of The Carpenter voters on block.....May you all be crushed by a piano or a speeding beer truck as you walk with your heads in the clouds humming...."Top of the World"...."Please, Mr Postman"...Or "Sing, Sing a Song." You all sicken me..Enjoy your Barry Manilow cassettes...You pathetic fucks.
Good times.
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