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winterlight -> Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 4:52:25 PM)
Every few years i get a post from a "Dom" that wants me to take his collar/ring and to write back. I got this long wordy message with quite a few paragraphs. He kinda forgot that he hit me up on this years ago. I just delete and blocked him. I also get messages from people without profiles. I thought u couldn't write anybody if you didn't have a profile. Guess i was wrong. I think these so called "Doms" forget whom they contact because they contact so many subs/slaves. They just lose count.. Have any funny ones out there you want to share? It does make for good entertainment initially but after receiving it more than once it gets old. I do love that delete feature though :)

janigrey -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 5:53:31 PM)
@Winterlight I like your post - but I don't think this is the right forum for it. Health and Safety?

MeaganBlake -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 5:54:04 PM)
The weirdest one I ever got was a guy from Jamaica who simply said "Be my cow." Hmmm.... I did get the same "Care for a K9 bitch boi" several times from the same boy. I thought about blocking him, but I wanted to see how long it would go on.

mstrslve4fun -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 7:26:02 PM)
Doms aren't the only one hitting up. We've gotten quite a few emails from male subs/slaves that want to move into our house. What is up with that?

dodedo -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:37:51 PM)
(this is even health and safety related) "Do you have a webcam? Do you use Skype? Do you know how to take blood pressure? Let's chat." Every 4 months or so...

tsatske -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:42:23 PM)
Again, does not seem like the right forum. A deal breaker chuckle producer for me is always, second letter, 'you need to remeber to call me Sir.' I sometimes call total strangers, either here or on the street, Sir, out of curtousy, but not with reliability. (I think I am reliably curtous, just not reliable with the Sir thing). but demanding it, complaining about it's abscence in my first response to you - we are not a match. the most recent one (yep, second letter) said I needed to call him Sir out of respect to him as my 'potential Dom'. when I wrote and told him he was not my potietail Dom, he asked, did I mean that i would never consent to be his slave? I answered, that was not what I meant at the time I wrote that, but the more you talk to me, the more true that appears.

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:43:26 PM)
dodedo, I think He's the One from Trenton, NJ, right? I finally had to block Him. [sm=rofl.gif] Whatever You do, do not give Him your IM, it gets even worse from there!!!

hopelessfool -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:46:39 PM)
sweetsub, I agree he is worse, however he didnt start the bloodpressure bs until im, I think hes getting smarter...

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:49:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool sweetsub, I agree he is worse, however he didnt start the bloodpressure bs until im, I think hes getting smarter... Oh, I know! If I'd have known before IMing that He was going to do that, I would not have done it. He had a script and everything He wanted me to use. Block, block, block, block block!!!!

hopelessfool -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:52:23 PM)
What I cant believe is how charming he was proir to asking for his kink, he was sweet and polite respectful...

dodedo -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:52:51 PM)
I'm almost regretting that I haven't taken him to IM for fun... now the surprise would be ruined so it wouldn't be as funny, but ha ha ha

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 8:57:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool What I cant believe is how charming he was proir to asking for his kink, he was sweet and polite respectful... He was. And His picture makes Him look like a nice guy too.

winterlight -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/28/2009 11:20:12 PM)
I put it in the wrong area. I hit the wrong forum button. Sorry about that..

madomado -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 2:36:06 PM)
I usually ignore those without pf or pics...it is like getting talked by a guy with a balaclava at a bar or somewhere... Of course I am not talking back to the guy!! it is just a waste of time. I also ignore those who just send me a long long writing, which is clearly pre-made to be sent to a bunch of girls by just changing the user name at the top. One more, I am getting so annoyed with those guys who, when chatting, immediately ask to talk on the phone or ask me to show a web cam without considering my convenience... I understand that there are fake people, so I specifically tell them when I can show a cam if I am actually interested in the person...but still they wanna see a cam immediately...and if you cannot do it, they start calling you a fake...give me a break... Going through this type of conversation really turns me off, and I become like "whatever dude...I am a fake so don't even waste your time talking to me"...although I try to show them a cam later just to make a point how stupid they are... BTW...I think I received mail from the same guy as well talking about bp.....lol

tsatske -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 3:09:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: madomado "whatever dude...I am a fake so don't even waste your time talking to me" does that work? because ime, the guys to whom I say, in plain language, 'we are not a match because A,B,C' begin writing me incesantly insisting that indeed we ARE a match, A,B,and C are really NOT big deals, and, anyway, they assure me, I can be trained to changed. (not they can change, I can change. Nice of them to agree to that....)

LafayetteLady -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 7:14:04 PM)
FR- I actually am currently corresponding with someone who does have a profile, just nothing personal written. He wrote me a nice email, and I wrote back even though normally I follow the "no profile, no response" mode of thought. He seems like a nice enough guy, so I guess we just have to wait and see. I don't have a web cam, and don't intend to get one any time soon. If I had one, I would refuse to use it. I get everyone's idea of seeing the "real" person and that's cool for them. Just seems that most of the time when someone asks about the cam, they are hoping for a lot more than me in my comfy pj's with my hair pulled back, so I don't want to be bothered.

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 8:11:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady FR- I don't have a web cam, and don't intend to get one any time soon. If I had one, I would refuse to use it. I get everyone's idea of seeing the "real" person and that's cool for them. Just seems that most of the time when someone asks about the cam, they are hoping for a lot more than me in my comfy pj's with my hair pulled back, so I don't want to be bothered. Oh yeah, aint that the truth!! [sm=Groaner.gif]

tiemeupSir02 -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 9:00:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sweetsub1957 dodedo, I think He's the One from Trenton, NJ, right? I finally had to block Him. [sm=rofl.gif] Whatever You do, do not give Him your IM, it gets even worse from there!!! i was emailing with a Dom through collarme and made the mistake of giving Him my IM and He kept harassing me until i just stopped using my IM feature.

sweetsub1957 -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 9:04:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiemeupSir02 quote: ORIGINAL: sweetsub1957 dodedo, I think He's the One from Trenton, NJ, right? I finally had to block Him. [sm=rofl.gif] Whatever You do, do not give Him your IM, it gets even worse from there!!! i was emailing with a Dom through collarme and made the mistake of giving Him my IM and He kept harassing me until i just stopped using my IM feature. IM on collarme, or elsewhere? I know Yahoo IM has a block feature. You go to the upper left of the list where it says "Messenger" and drop down to "Preferences" and go from there. I think MSN IM must have a block feature too, but I don't know as much about that.

DrkJourney -> RE: Laugheable post to me (12/29/2009 9:12:59 PM)
I get some good ones as a Domme too, but the best to date is the guy saying that he was a slave in some country, I don't remember, and that I needed to send him "x" amount of dollars to buy him from his captures. THEN I need to send more money for a plane ticket to me, THEN I need to put him up in my home (where he will be my slave), AND I'm supposed to pay for his schooling. Well let me just whip out ye ole checkbook shall I?...lol

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