Elisabella -> RE: Misogyny and BDSM (1/7/2010 1:33:00 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Psychonaut23 Look, I'm going to say this one more time, and hopefully it will be clear: I don't care about the parlor jokes specifically. Making fun of my parlor isn't going to hurt my feelings. My reaction to the specific jokes is more "Who the fuck thinks that is funny?" Only sexyred1's incredibly, mind-boggling inane "You stole your books from the library" crack was lamer than dogging on someone because you've got an excessively narrow definition of parlor. What pisses me off is when people act like they are witty and clever, but are actually being boring and tedious. I get upset when you monkeys fail to entertain me, and the parlor jokes were the opposite of entertaining, they were dull, inept and boring. Except the "I bet Kant had a Parlor" crack, which was A+ material. But even that one crack didn't excuse the whole boring ass digression. You know why I don't like most people? I could easily tell you all my darkest, deepest, most embarassing secrets, give you the ammunition to totally rip into pieces, and STILL the vast majority of you wouldn't be able to come up with a single decent one-liner, or a crack I haven't heard a million times before. Fucking TEDIOUS. So I'm presuming you don't, you know, have anything better to do? I know some people are offended but honestly this is turning hilarious. The more you don't care, the more longwinded you get. The more you try for detached superiority, the more the word 'fuck' enters your vocab. Really the best option here would be that you're just having a big public sook. Because the other option, the option in which you're making sense, is equivalent to entering the 'monkey cage' at the zoo, having them all fling poo at you, leaving for obvious reasons, then coming back to lecture the monkeys really really loudly. While they're still throwing poo at you.
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