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Warning for Older guys - 12/29/2009 9:38:03 PM   
mydestiny2043


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Warning for OLDER guys
(written by a victim)

Women often receive warnings
about protecting themselves at the Mall and
in dark parking lots, etc.
This is the first warning I have seen for men.
I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard
about it. This will only become more commonplace
as the weather warms.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regulars'
at Lowe's, Home Depot, or Auto Zone customers.
This one caught me by surprise.
Over the past summer, I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out
to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls
come over to your car as you are packing your
shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you, while the other one
steals your wallet.
I had my Wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th.
Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th & 28th;
three times last Monday and
very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
What a horrible way to take advantage
of older men like me.

Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.
I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and
bought them out.
Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds.
I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth
to Lowe's and Home Depot.

Don't do it, LOL I'm just the messenger!


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RE: Warning for Older guys - 12/30/2009 4:13:06 PM   
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that was funny, thanks for sharing

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RE: Warning for Older guys - 12/30/2009 4:23:34 PM   
Underumam


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HUH???????

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RE: Warning for Older guys - 12/30/2009 4:37:49 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Underumam

HUH???????



You are now forbidden to ever shop at home improvement stores without me. Damn it. *S*

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RE: Warning for Older guys - 12/30/2009 4:40:29 PM   
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Busted eh

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RE: Warning for Older guys - 12/30/2009 4:58:53 PM   
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LOL. It reminds me of an old trick used in South africa. Purchase a pile of cheap wallets on the fleamarket and put a hefty wad of paper in them. On the first page you write "Fuck You" and stick one in your backpocket. You are now ready to go to the more seady bars in Hillbrow. The money you carry distributed with a few notes in each pocket.

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RE: Warning for Older guys - 12/31/2009 8:43:34 PM   
Underumam


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quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple


quote:

ORIGINAL: Underumam

HUH???????



You are now forbidden to ever shop at home improvement stores without me. Damn it. *S*


Well, I never..........*sticks tongue out*


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RE: Warning for Older guys - 1/7/2010 3:04:12 AM   
raraa


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That was hillarious

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