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FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 5:51:36 AM

VirginPotty

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Good Morning, All!

I heard THE funniest tape on a radio show this AM on the way to work. They were playing STUPID 911 calls and while all were pretty funny this one had me choking as I drove! J
When reading this put a redneck country accent to the caller………………………………….& thank your teacher that you know how to SPELL!

911 Operator: Operator #423, what is your emergency?

Redneck Caller: Yeah, uh my wife is unconscious and I need an ambo-lance.

911 Operator: What is your address, Sir?

Redneck Caller: 7455 Eucalyptus Drive

911 Operator: Could you spell that please, Sir?

Pause…………………………………………………………..

Redneck Caller: Uh, I’ll just drag her over to Oak Ave. & you can pick her up there.

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RE: FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 5:59:07 AM

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RE: FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 8:30:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
Redneck Caller: Uh, I’ll just drag her over to Oak Ave. & you can pick her up there.

Smart RC. Heavy wife.

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RE: FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 10:34:42 AM

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Lol! Thanks!

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RE: FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 2:44:15 PM

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RE: FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 4:02:58 PM

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that was funny

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RE: FUNNY 911 call........... - 12/30/2009 8:05:36 PM

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I love rednecks. I find their utter lack of pretence admirable.

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