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So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 12:41:14 AM

Real0ne

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Why is there so much animosity toward people who write one liners?

Why is this so DESPISED AND HATED?

Everyone acts like there is no greater insult than receiving a 1 liner from someone.

So whats up? Do these people feel they are so "special" that they deserve a 1100 page novel for an introduction?

Frankly most of the "very nicest" people i have met have come into my life after firing off a short 1 to 2 liner and a conversation and friendship, and in more than one case a relationship developed from there.

It seems to me a one liner is a more natural way to approach someone.

How many people have you ever met in a grocery store that have handed you a 6 page resume as an introduction?

Seems to me that one liners should be condoned, not condemned.

your thouhgts?

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 2:02:43 AM

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I'll agree and one liner IF written with some forethought can be a sufficient introduction. Many are not. One liners being easy to write increase the odds at the numbers game ~ write 50 of them and you might get 5 responces ~
So with that in mind at least for me, there better damn well be something worthwhile in the senders profile to make me want to respond. Which then brings up the ~why do so many Subs and Slaves not respond to my email~

sigh..........

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 3:06:42 AM

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I agree. It makes no sense that you have to write a novella in an introductory email. As long as you enough info in your profile to give your correspondent some idea of who you are, that should be enough.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 4:51:58 AM

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I'll answer as someone who has a comment about one liners in my profile...

I could have been more precise and written one worders. yes, I get mails that just say "Hi", they show a lack of effort to me and give you nothing to reply to.

I'm not against a short opening e-mail but its nice if they show a bit of wit or just say what appealed about the profile that they answered it. E-mail/messages on line are what we use to strike up a conversation, someone who makes a comment or asks a question is giving me something to go on when I reply and can help make communication flow.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 5:53:58 AM

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I agree RealOne--but for Me it needs to be a one liner with some thought--I mean you don't go up to someone in a grocery and say " Hey I have a great cock, want to see?"--I don't expect to see that in an email.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 6:18:26 AM

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I agree RealOne--but for Me it needs to be a one liner with some thought--I mean you don't go up to someone in a grocery and say " Hey I have a great cock, want to see?"--I don't expect to see that in an email.

i totally agree with you but i have to tell you a funny story.

i used to do that :)

i would get slapped 5 times and 6th time i would be hanging the shingle on the door handle "dont come a knockin if ya see we're a rockin"! the good ole days.......i was sooooooooo bad! LOL most people would never guess there were so many naughty gurls around in those days. LOL

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 6:24:24 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Real0ne

quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

I agree RealOne--but for Me it needs to be a one liner with some thought--I mean you don't go up to someone in a grocery and say " Hey I have a great cock, want to see?"--I don't expect to see that in an email.

i totally agree with you but i have to tell you a funny story.

i used to do that :)

i would get slapped 5 times and 6th time i would be hanging the shingle on the door handle "dont come a knockin if ya see we're a rockin"! the good ole days.......i was sooooooooo bad! LOL most people would never guess there were so many naughty gurls around in those days. LOL

Heheh! I remmember working at a huge college student bare here in Buffalo when I was back in higschool. Oh the things I said after one too many shots.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 6:52:28 AM

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I don't get pissed off, but a one liner is very unlikely to get a response. Online interactions are very different than offline interactions. If you want a decent chance at a response, you have to consider your audience carefully and intrigue them.

I don't understand the constant complaints people have about the email they get/don't get.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 7:59:55 AM

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i don't discriminate btwn one-liners and other email, as long as the sender makes a personal comment to me.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 8:02:13 AM

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Well Lucky could be that sometimes things get others alittle annoyed unlike you that has the comfort of NEVER being annoyed.

As for the one liners... I agree with others.. it depends on the one liner. Something more than a Hi... something more than I have a big cock...

Like you said.. presentation is the key....

Hell I've gotten more than one liners... that have made me either laugh or irrate and I return a response with a one liner myself.... something like... IDIOT!.. hehehehehe

< Message edited by truesub4u -- 3/20/2006 8:03:14 AM >

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 8:50:40 AM

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It is just something else for certain people to bitch about. Some people are just not happy if they are not whining about something.

To others, it is part of their retarded "Lick my boots, kiss my ass, grovel at my feet" retarded attitude if you even have a hope of talking to them. They think somebody died and made them God. People like that are not even worth writing to in My opinion.

And finally, there is of course the last group of people that have a legitimate complaint. A one liner about the size of one's penis is not exactly attractive or appealing.

< Message edited by SirKenin -- 3/20/2006 9:01:22 AM >

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 9:02:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: SirKenin

It is just something else for certain people to bitch about. Some people are just not happy if they are not whining about something.

To others, it is part of their retarded "Lick my boots, kiss my ass, grovel at my feet" retarded attitude if you even have a hope of talking to them. They think somebody died and made them God. People like that are not even worth writing to in My opinion.

And finally, there is of course the last group of people that have a legitimate complaint. A one liner about the size of one's penis is not exactly attractive or appealing.

Buahah!!! Thank you! You just made my day.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 9:15:08 AM

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I think it depends entirely on the one liner itself. Just the other day I got a one liner that said "Are you ready to submit?" WTF is that about? Oh, yes, Master, I'm kneeling on rice, naked, eyes averted waiting for you. Pfft! I have also met some nice people based on initial contacts that were one liners, but they actually managed to show either some wit or intelligence or insight with those one liners. The sad truth is that most one liners are rather pedestrian and people get bored of them quickly. Those that aren't get a second look, at least from me.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 11:24:32 AM

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quote:

Why is there so much animosity toward people who write one liners?

Why is this so DESPISED AND HATED?

Everyone acts like there is no greater insult than receiving a 1 liner from someone.

So whats up? Do these people feel they are so "special" that they deserve a 1100 page novel for an introduction?

For me it is quite simple, I put thought into what I write and I would like the same in return. It has nothing to do with arrogance or being Domly it has to do with communication. In public you can walk up to someone and say, "Hi. How are you?" and get into a great conversation from there. Online, however, that same line just doesn't give you much to work with in order to formulate a thoughtful response.

My initial emails to various people are based on things that attracted me to write to the person in the first place. I ask questions, I make statements and I tell them why I wrote to them. This gives the other person something to work with.

Online communication can be awkward and not clear if you do not articulate what it is you want to say. I do not turn my nose up to people that mail me with one line, I just prefer it if they took some time and effort into trying to get my attention. Anyone can write one line and you might get my attention but the percentages are higher if you write something intelligent and well thought out.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 11:38:11 AM

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I don't the "Hello, I like your profile and would like to talk with you." liner is the problem. I think its the "Hey bitch, give me your address so I can come over and have you suck my cock." liner that most people complain about. As for the first liner, it can easily be cutt and pasted to be sent to anyone and everyone as the person is not truely intersted by just that one profile. People like to know that there profile was actually read by someone who truely finds them interesting.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 12:35:02 PM

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Some of the one liners I received over the weekend.

"Can I masturbate to your picture?"

"Are you ready to serve THIS." <-- this one included a cock shot

"Hi"

"get on ur knees pig"

"Does the cold in minisota mak ur nipels stnad up?"

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON COLLARME TAKING UP SPACE?"

"Your Master is a lucky Man, indeed."

"SLAVE U LOOK YOUNGER THAN UR PROFILE STATES"

"Get a dog."

"Can we talk?"

"You have amazing eyes."

As I said, that's a sample... and I answered all of them albeit some were dealt with on a different level than others. ::chuckles:: With one exception, these all came from men.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 12:44:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Some of the one liners I received over the weekend.

well i am not trying to say all one liners are good one liners any more than i would say all letters or novels were good. This is really regarding the near hatred for one liners as opposed to other methods of communication.

On the bright side i suppose is that you did not have to much to read before hitting the delete key.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 1:29:17 PM

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One of the two best emails I received on this site was a simple one liner. It was unique to me and was obvious that he read my profile.
It made me stop dead in my tracks and was the beginning of a relationship. One liners, when done correctly can be highly effective. To this day, seven months later, I still fondly remember that email word for word.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 4:48:34 PM

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One liners are great. The only time they irritate me is when they are rude, show that the person put no thought into it (i.e.- spam), or you can tell that they just didn't read your profile.

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RE: So Whats The Big D ILL With 1 Liners? - 3/20/2006 6:36:10 PM

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Short e-mails aren't a problem. It's the one-line e-mails that give the reader NOTHING to respond to that irritate me.

People get up in arms about people not responding to profiles, but sometimes there's really no way to respond.

For example, an exchange I just had--

Them-"Hi"
Me- Hello.
Them- How are you?
Me- Fine. May I ask what prompted you to write?
Them: Ur pictures r hot.
Me- Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.
Them: So how r you?
Me: Fine. You?
Them: Kewl. You?
Me: I'm doing well. Was there something you wanted to talk about?
Them: Nah, just seeing how u r.
Me: Ok. I'm fine.
Them: Good. I'm fine 2.

What are you supposed to DO with an exchange like that? There's no opportunity for real conversation at all.

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