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liltxsubby -> The Lizard and the Monkey (3/20/2006 7:43:05 AM)
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Out in the jugles a lizard looks up and sees a monkey. "Hey monkey, whatcha doin?" "I'm smokin a joint lil lizard. Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs on up to the monkey and starts smoking a joint with him. Now high, the lizard gets thirsty. "I'm going to go down to the river for some water. I'll be back in a bit" The lizard tells the monkey. Being high, the lizard ends up falling into the river where he meets a crockadile. "Hey, whatcha doin falling in my river like some stoned baboon?" "Well Mr Crock, I'm high and I just wanted to drink some water." "Where did you get the weed lil fella, I could use a fix myself." "Oh, the monkey in the tree has a stash. Why don't you go ask him for a joint?" So the crock marches over to the tree. After looking up, the sees the monkey clear as day smoking a joint. "Hey monkey, do you have another one of those you can pass me?" The monkey looks down, scratches his head, and says "Damn bro, how much water did you drink?"
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