DarkSteven
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Geritol? Do I take that? You know, speaking of Geritol... In MY day, Geritol was made from used buggy whips. There were so many buggy whips piling up that the US Department of Buggy Whip Reuse was formed. It formed the basis of the USDA later, but that was during the Adlai Stevenson administration. They used to make Geritol a pink liquid but there was so much confusion with Pepto-Bismol then that they had the Pink Liquid Riots of sixty-ought.... /falls asleep in mid-reverie/
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