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Super Senior - 1/1/2010 5:52:50 PM   
mydestiny2043


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At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if
they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and
the expected "knock" on the door.

Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her
85 year old groom, ready for "action."

They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride,
and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Morris.

Again, he is ready for "action."

Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to
more "conjugal bliss."

When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a
fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on
the door, as fresh as a 25-year old.

Ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another.

But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to
him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so
well and so often.

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:

"You mean I was here already?"


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RE: Super Senior - 1/1/2010 6:08:26 PM   
happylittlepet


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Thank you !!!

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There is no need for temples,
No need for complicated philosophies
My brain and my heart are my temples
My philosophy is kindness (DL)

'There's a fire burning in my heart'

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RE: Super Senior - 1/1/2010 6:20:19 PM   
Saratov


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Hey, give the guy some credit, at least it seems he remembered they were married.  He didn't leave money when he 'visited'.

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RE: Super Senior - 1/1/2010 6:36:23 PM   
happylittlepet


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Indeed, and then I saw your avatar

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There are no rules, there is only compassion.

Simple religion:
There is no need for temples,
No need for complicated philosophies
My brain and my heart are my temples
My philosophy is kindness (DL)

'There's a fire burning in my heart'

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RE: Super Senior - 1/1/2010 11:43:33 PM   
Termyn8or


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FR

So it's :

Dementia 1
Viagra 0

OK I got it, I get it, good.

T

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